MLB Daily Thread: 04/05/16: Padres get smoked and the return of Yankees beisbol

[bksballer89]

Been too long

 

[molsaniceman]

who r these yankmees u speak of

GO RED SOX

 

[Fountain City Blues]

 

[navamind]

Mark Trumbo's on pace for 162 steals.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Mark Trumbo's on pace for 162 steals.

Eric Hosmer with the 750 OBP. Also on pace for 162 bunt singles.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

MoFos were playing football in MLB parks yesterday.

The Giants, Dodgers, Rockies and Cubs beat their opponents yesterday by a combined score of 46-8. Sick.

 

[Across The Field]

Dodgers on pace to shatter the single season run total by almost 1300, definitely impressive. Hard to imagine anything outside of 162-0.

 

[Across The Field]

MoFos were playing football in MLB parks yesterday.

The Giants, Dodgers, Rockies and Cubs beat their opponents yesterday by a combined score of 46-8. Sick.

Happy opening day, part deux. You gonna be able to take a half day to catch the game today?

 

[bksballer89]

Mark Trumbo's on pace for 162 steals.

Much needed for my fantasy team

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Dodgers on pace to shatter the single season run total by almost 1300, definitely impressive. Hard to imagine anything outside of 162-0.

Dodgers put up 2 in the top of the first with Kershaw throwing peas from the bump. They add another in the third, and then break out the KY Jelly for innings six, seven and eight, totaling fifteen runs.

How shitty of a home opener would that be as a Padres fan? I suppose it's a good thing that there aren't any.

 

[molsaniceman]

Mark Trumbo's on pace for 162 steals.

trevor story on pace for 324 homers

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Happy opening day, part deux. You gonna be able to take a half day to catch the game today?

Cheers!

I wish I could. I've got some deadlines this week that won't allow me that luxury. I was pissed it was called off yesterday because I was planning to catch the game with some buddies at The Winking Lizard.

I have MLB.tv, though, so I'll watch the game in my office. Hell, maybe I'll pick up some beers at lunch. . .

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

trevor story on pace for 324 homers

Indians on pace to play no games in 2016.

 

[Across The Field]

Cheers!

I wish I could. I've got some deadlines this week that won't allow me that luxury. I was pissed it was called off yesterday because I was planning to catch the game with some buddies at The Winking Lizard.

I have MLB.tv, though, so I'll watch the game in my office. Hell, maybe I'll pick up some beers at lunch. . .

That's the spirit! My sister and my ex-girlfriend got tickets together for the opener yesterday which I was not thrilled about for several reasons. As soon as I heard it got delayed I scheduled the afternoon off. I'm planning on being pretty well-lubricated by about 2:30.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

trevor story on pace for 324 homers

I have him in one league I am in... @Bolts can confirm.

 

[romeo212000]

Rangers on pace for winning 162 games with only one hit.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Rangers on pace for winning 162 games with only one hit.

* they're on pace for winning 162 games with only 162 hits.

 

[romeo212000]

* they're on pace for winning 162 games with only 162 hits.

Correct. I should've said one hit per game.

 

[molsaniceman]

* they're on pace for winning 162 games with only 162 hits.

Chris archer on pace for 360 Ks and an 0-30 record

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Chris archer on pace for 360 Ks and an 0-30 record

That kid's a stud. I've got him in a keeper league and my pitching is fucking ridiculous:

Kershaw
Price
Bumgarner
Archer
Hamels

If Jose Abreu and Robby Cano can bounce back to some extent, the Port Ruppert Mundys are going to be loaded to bear.