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  1. Montecristo Jones

    The end is near for Fed

    Well he'll be retiring with honors.
  2. Montecristo Jones

    do y'all play or just fans?

    I've dabbled in it, but only with friends - I'd like to get better at it someday.
  3. Montecristo Jones

    Movies Everyone Hates That You Love / Movies You Hate That Everyone Loves

    Yeah, I watched about half of it but wasn't interested enough to finish it - too much action, not enough story.
  4. Montecristo Jones

    Movies Everyone Hates That You Love / Movies You Hate That Everyone Loves

    Tried to watch Bastards but didn't manage to finish it, I think I was just in an ADHD mood and the dialogue was too heavy for me to sit through, but I'd love to give it another watch. Definitely have Bull and Taxi Driver on my "to watch list", thanks for reminding me.
  5. Montecristo Jones

    Deadpool 2 / Once Upon a Deadpool (2018)

    Deadpool was pretty good, though Ryan Reynold's funny dialogue is pretty much what made the film.
  6. Montecristo Jones

    Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Service

    Holistic, what a beautiful word.
  7. Montecristo Jones

    Everything and Anything Superhero-Related

    Avengers 2 wasn't bad at all, maybe not the best Marvel film but far from awful.
  8. Montecristo Jones

    Everything and Anything Superhero-Related

    Yeah, it was grey, muddy, and almost impossible to tell what was going on.
  9. Montecristo Jones

    PornHub offers Chad Kelly Free Pussy and advice

    I'm speaking as general rules. If relationships have deteriorated that the only thing keeping them alive today is internet **** that's not a good sign, despite civilization somehow having managed to survive for most of history without something only available in the past couple decades, which...
  10. Montecristo Jones

    PornHub offers Chad Kelly Free Pussy and advice

    That was an extreme example, just pointing out your flawed logic if you think "mutual enjoyment of 00's Britney upskirt photos" = quality relationship.
  11. Montecristo Jones

    PornHub offers Chad Kelly Free Pussy and advice

    I could really offer you some grooming advice there; pro tip, lose the mullet.
  12. Montecristo Jones

    PornHub offers Chad Kelly Free Pussy and advice

    Nah I have better aesthetic taste than that. I was just saying that just because a couple has equally bad taste, doesn't mean their relationship is "good". And if the only thing keeping it alive are a mutual love for Britney Spears upskirt photos, that's pretty telling. Wonder how...
  13. Montecristo Jones

    PornHub offers Chad Kelly Free Pussy and advice

    Like Fred and Rosemary West?
  14. Montecristo Jones

    PornHub offers Chad Kelly Free Pussy and advice

    That's what they all say. If I was married to a woman who had taste that equally bad that's not what I'd call "happily", but that's just me.
  15. Montecristo Jones

    PornHub offers Chad Kelly Free Pussy and advice

    Sure, enjoy your Britney Spears upskirt photos, Mr. Macho.
  16. Montecristo Jones

    PornHub offers Chad Kelly Free Pussy and advice

    I bet he's even had a restraining order filed against him by his right hand.
  17. Montecristo Jones

    PornHub offers Chad Kelly Free Pussy and advice

    Even if we can't all be an 'alpha man', we might as well think like one, fake it till we make it, instead of resorting to thinking that even sluts for hire are 'out of our league'. (For that matter, so is Hillary Clinton, but that doesn't make her much of a catch either).
  18. Montecristo Jones

    PornHub offers Chad Kelly Free Pussy and advice

    If you did you you'd find a good argument more stimulating than a picture of a medicore slut for hire who's packed more sausages than a German Bratwurst factory.
  19. Montecristo Jones

    Horror Movies

    Third was okay, after that they went downhill big time, plot took a hit and they relied on these annoying flashbacks for about 50% of the film's contents.
  20. Montecristo Jones

    PornHub offers Chad Kelly Free Pussy and advice

    That's why learning to tame that monkey brain is key.
  21. Montecristo Jones

    PornHub offers Chad Kelly Free Pussy and advice

    Well we live in a day and age where some guys have stooped beyond just paying for whores, but fawning over the tables scraps left over by 100 other guys like they're a gourmet dish. I used to think that was a level of pure desperation only reserved for Norman Bates types or 13 year olds who've...
  22. Montecristo Jones

    Horror Movies

    Personally I think the first 2 Saw films were pretty intelligent, at least compared to the typical "Masked killer kills teens" type of film.
  23. Montecristo Jones

    What Comic Series, If Any, Are You Currently Reading?

    I just think given the popularity of electronics they may fall out of favor with younger people, at least hardcover comics; if they stay around they'll probably be moved to some digital format.
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