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  1. Sharkonabicycle

    Game Thread: Cardinals at Seahawks Week 7

    Must win game to keep us alive for playoff hopes. Hopefully Geno pulls his head out of his ass. Curhan is giving up the 3rd most pressures per game for a RT.. I would really like to see if Stone can move over or activate Peters but doesn't seem to be the report now. Arizona has a TERRIBLE...
  2. Sharkonabicycle

    Game Thread: Seahawks at Bengals Week 6

    Should be a good game, getting quite a bit of media coverage according to @Judge Fudge 's map. The Bengals do have some OL struggles so it'll be interesting to see if Seattle can get similar pressure they did on Jones. In addition, the Bengals have one of the worst 3rd down conversion...
  3. Sharkonabicycle

    Game Thread: Panthers at Seahawks Week 3

    Friday so might as well start the game thread. Should be interesting, on paper Seattle should win this game, but the Panthers can stop the pass. Although that leads to point 2 below. Few key points: Looks like we'll face off against Andy Dalton/Young is out. Jaycee Horn (one of their best...
  4. Sharkonabicycle

    Game Thread: MNF Saints @ Panthers 6:15 PM CST

    Well we got the new midget vs.. uh......... wait who the hell plays for New Orleans again? ............OH CARR, right. Well we got the new midget vs. Derek Star. Whoever scheduled this matchup should be shot. No trial, shot.
  5. Sharkonabicycle

    Please Just Go Back to a 4-3 Carroll...

    Admit your diversity hire failed... and please just go back to what worked... knock it off wit this 3-4 bullshit. If we go in with this stupid 2-4-5 bullshit or a 3-4-4 bullshit we're going to break the record in the NFL for most points/yards allowed.
  6. Sharkonabicycle

    The NFL never fails to amaze me....

    https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35441956/nfl-officiating-scrutiny-seahawks-rams-controversy Somehow this game creates officiating controversy/headlines? When there was far more worse calls earlier this season let alone the Rams/Saints no PI call? Or letting Sauce "THE GRAB" Gardner get away...
  7. Sharkonabicycle

    Game Thread: Rams @ Seahawks 1:25PM PST

    Hoping Walker gets 1K yards. I know if Green Bay wins Seattle is eliminated, but regardless I'm hoping we can beat the Rams. A 9-8 record is a winning one, and it will benefit Seattle for whoever we draft along with all the rookies we did draft. More importantly, let's pray the Chargers can beat...
  8. Sharkonabicycle

    Game Thread: Panthers at Seahawks, 1:25PM PST

    Walker is likely out or limited, but pretty simple strategy here: 1) Keep Barton on the field for <= 35 snaps. 2) Do not do the stupid 2-4-5. 3) Do not sell so hard on the run you're getting destroyed by sweeps or Darnold taking off. Do 1-3 and Seattle should win this rather easily. Naturally...
  9. Sharkonabicycle

    Emancipation (2022)

    Emancipation - Now that's HILARIOUS 100% you know Will's agents were like, "Look you punched Chris Rock..... so the only way we can repair your image is do a movie about race and slavery." Will: "YES, Sign me up." lmfao.. give me a break. Thoughts on this movie? Trailer looked pretty bleh.
  10. Sharkonabicycle

    Game Thread: Raiders at Seahawks, 1:05 PM PST

    Raiders are pretty poor against the pass and Seattle looks fully healthy. Hopefully Metcalf and Lockett are 100% because I think they can go to work against the Raiders. Raiders also seem pretty healthy although their tackle and RB (Miller/Jacobs) were limited this week, sounds like they'll...
  11. Sharkonabicycle

    What Really Grinds My Gears... (Harry Potter)

    Not ONCE, in Harry POTTAH, was there any teenage pregnancies.... was this something mentioned in the books and just didn't come full circle in the Hollyweird movies? You know those horny broom wielding fucks were going at it, but we're led to believe that not a single pregnancy happened? It's...
  12. Sharkonabicycle

    Monday Night Football: WASH @ Philly - 7:15 CST

    Well, Let's see if Philly can keep up the only undefeated record in the NFL... 2nd best point differential in the league behind the Bills who are actually 3rd in their division lol.... Can Carson 'Wince' beat his old team? Should be an interesting matchup. Washington is fighting for the...
  13. Sharkonabicycle

    So Something Happened Today....

    There I was, getting my alcohol and checking out like a normal TAXPAYER (this is important) and one of the straps broke from my PREPAID bag that I paid nearly $1 for... I nearly lost all the alcohol. The CASHIERE (naturally a woman, I don't know what this means but I'm laying it out there) just...
  14. Sharkonabicycle

    Chubb Traded to Dolphins

    Good news for Hawks fans, Broncos defense will suffer as a result. It should improve our draft stock.
  15. Sharkonabicycle

    Game Thread: Week 8: Wolverine vs. the Jaguars

    I hate these London games, but this one actually has some implications.... get your coffee brewing you SportsHoopla FUCKS!
  16. Sharkonabicycle

    Russell Wilson Wolverine Workout Warrior

    Is he literally just trolling the Broncos and NFL at this point? Wilson: "Alright let's ride, time for some high knees and stretching while everyone is trying to sleep!!!" Other players: "DUDE WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!?" And you know Team 3 is the one posting shit about other players being...
  17. Sharkonabicycle

    Game Thread: Seahawks at San Angeles, 12;25PM PST

    San Angeles is pretty beat up, so Seattle might stand a chance in this game. Also, the Chargers do not have a good rush attack which IMO favors us. Hopefully Woolen/Bryant are on their game today and Diggs shows up for the first time this season.
  18. Sharkonabicycle

    Monday Night Football: Denver @ San Angeles - 8:15 EST

    Alright Wilson.... time to do something. You go 2-4 and oooof....
  19. Sharkonabicycle

    Dog (2022)

    Well I bawled like a little bitch. Us guys and our dogs.... especially since German Shepherds are my favorite dogs... yah that'll do it. Overall a pretty damn good role by Tatum. Pretty incredible the film got carried by one guy and a non-human. I was kind of a little annoyed how they mixed the...
  20. Sharkonabicycle

    Game Thread: Week 5 - Seahawks at Saints - 10AM PST

    Wake up you sleepy fucks! Hopefully our defense actually shows up today. I wonder if Mafe is going to get more snaps than Taylor. Doubt it, but kind of hoping so. Similar to Detroit a huge chunk of the Saints offense is either out or battling injuries with no or limited participation in...
  21. Sharkonabicycle

    Thursday Night Football: Colts @ Broncos - 8:15 EST, the Pony Showdown

    Going to be interesting to see how Wilson performs in this game. He's been fairly unimpressive through 4 weeks and despite staying positive, now reportedly has some shoulder concerns. Jonathan Taylor is out as well, and with a short week can Hackett really 'hack it' (har har)? I feel like this...
  22. Sharkonabicycle

    Game Thread: Seattle @ Detroit - Week 4

    Detroit is SUPER beat up at the moment. Starting likely their 4th+ wide receivers, Swift is out, one of their better guards is out. If Seattle's defense gets sliced and diced in this game, I'd say Clint needs to be a midseason firing. I know that's giving up at this point, but that needs to...
  23. Sharkonabicycle

    Grats Nwosu!

    Uchenna Nwosu named NFC Defensive Player of the Week Seattle Seahawks linebacker Uchenna Nwosu led the way in his squad's clutch defensive performance en route to holding back the Denver Broncos for a 17-16 victory on Monday night. Nwosu, the NFC Defensive Player of the Week, was all over the...
  24. Sharkonabicycle

    Dee Eskridge

    WTF is going on with this guy? He appears healthy but he didn't even get 10 snaps while Goodwin got like 3x the amount. Like is he still got a nagging injury? Is Carroll trying to introduce him slowly since he missed so much of last year? Does he not understand our playbook? We spent a...
  25. Sharkonabicycle

    Well We're Stuck With...

    Jamal Adams on likely IR this season and then whatever next season and we can finally cut him. Can Carroll/Schneider just please accept they are not meant to trade high end draft capital to acquire players? It's time to stop.
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