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  1. Kelsen

    Do we have any volunteers...

    Uhm. They're Volunteers. They don't do math. Including counting. Hell, the Volunteers haven't counted in a helluva long time. RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- "They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway." -- Hunter S. Thompson
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    Why college football's 2017 National Champions continue to roll

    8 year olds, dude. RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- "They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up." -- Chris Rock
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    SoundOff Roll Call

    I came here when I couldn't post on Rivals, and have continued to check this board from time to time. It's not bad at all, with some very interesting people. Once you ignore AG, it's pretty cool. RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. -- Henry...
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    Rivals Banned

    I was told there would be cake. Dissapoint. RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- C: the power of assembler with the flexibility of assembler.
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    Rivals Banned

    I said very little about the bans, as I was online there reading about it. Most of the questions had already been asked and answered. So I did not get banned. I have never had a paid subscription, and I can still post. RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- In the midst of movement and chaos, keep...
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    Rivals Banned

    Diego, this is a different board; you don't have to hold back here. Tell us what you really think! RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- "Whenever I see those crimson jerseys and crimson helmets, I feel humbled to have played football for Alabama. Other players in the NFL talk to me about their schools and...
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    Rivals Banned

    I have always banded together. When I was born, my mother wanted twins. So I went everywhere together. I dressed alike... RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- Whenever I think about the past it brings back so many memories...
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    Rivals Banned

    Glad you're still around somewhere, Diego. You are one of the few posters who as far as I can recall never trolled or simply made shit up. RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- "When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die!"
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    Game Thread: SEC Championship #1 Alabama vs #4 Georgia, 4PM EST, CBS

    Ah, it's time. Roll Fuckin' Tide! Hope no one and nothing gets hurt except the Dogs' feelings. RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- There are only two types of people I hate; Those that are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
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    Rivals Banned

    He's dead. You know he's dead. Toad knows he's dead. Brienne knows he's dead. and I'm not likely to be reported for saying so! RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- "I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said." -- William F. Buckley, Jr.
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    Previews for Alabama and the rest of the SEC 2017

    Or with 5 losses. Or if they play in the NFL. That could go on all day. So? What does any of this have to do with reality? RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.
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    Would you like to play your biggest rival 2 times in the same year?

    "Sisters are doing it for themselves." -- Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- top numbers rankings 1) 1 2) 2 3) 3 4) 4 5) 27, surprisingly
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    LOL LSU

    Sort of; I look at my tagline file (selection is not random). Sometimes it's just for something funny, sometimes it's more specifically appropriate. I don't really know you well enough to know how stupid you are, though. RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- Anyone who cannot express himself without the...
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    LOL LSU

    Certainly. RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- If I were to pick the 5 stupidest people I can think of, you would be 3 of them.
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    LOL LSU

    As it says in the last line of my posts, it's an old habit I have chosen not to change. I started writing messages online in early 1979 as a computer programmer in the Air Force. Arpanet was, in some key ways, the progenitor of the internet. The signature was an important and necessary part...
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    LOL LSU

    Well, you're welcome, but two minor points. 1. I don't do it for you (or anyone else). 2. I don't do it so you'll know who I am. RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- Not many people realize just how well known I am.
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    LOL LSU

    It should be illegal to say that freedom of speech should be limited. RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married.
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    LOL LSU

    Tigers do not live in Africa. RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- I always try to be modest; I'm very proud of that.
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    LOL LSU

    Killed him. It wasn't very satisfying.... RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- Here's to the women who love me terribly. May they soon improve.
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    Jesus, goat milkers. Really?

    I would not count that as a loss. The game was over, and OSU won it. Then they played an extra play, apparently just for fun. RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- We can do it your way, or the right way; it doesn't matter to me.
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    Anyone else worried that Rivals newbies will "take over the HOOP"?

    Folks are folks. Some like to read and talk about football. There was no revolution, comrades. RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.
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    Do we have a level playing field?

    Sure they do. But what's that got to do with Alabama? RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- "The foolish and the dead alone never change their opinions." -- James Russell Lowell
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    Nick Saban did an un-Saban thing and it hurt his legacy

    It's all one thing. The inordinate number of 3 and outs are a big part of why the defense was gassed toward the end of the game and didn't do the stellar job that they had done for the first 40 minutes. Clemson ran 99 plays to Bama's 66. It is certainly possible that the defense would have...
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    Game Thread: 2016 National Championship: Alabama vs Clemson ESPN 7PM EST

    RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- Since the invention of the calendar, our days have been numbered.
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    Is Nick Saban a coward ?

    I don't get it. Auburn did it in 2009 (actually beat WVU by 11, not 10). But it wasn't Tuberville as the coach; his last year was 2008, and Auburn lost to WVU that year. How is it relevant? And how would a Bama fan know what it was called? RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- Sex is like pizza; if...
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