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...... Chrissy Simms

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Been wondering about that for a while.
 

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Chris Simms just won the silver medal in Interceptions at the Sochi Winter Olympics. He was the only contestant.
 

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Chris Simms retired from the Horns in 2003.
He had illegitimately replaced Major Applewhite who wore #11.
2013 + 11 = 2014
2014, the year no Longhorns get drafted to the NFL.
Think about it.
 

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the WORST kind of fan. Upset at a guy that made some poor plays as a kid, and can't let it go over a decade later.....just pathetic. Can someone just dump this thread? It serves no purpose
He also bailed on his team when Colt went down.
 

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2003* [not 2013]
 

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Chris Simms' zodiac sign is a DB catching a football.
 

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Chris Simms made a Happy Meal sad.
 

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You can't spell Christopher Simms without I-N-T.
If you don't believe that, you're dead wrong.
 

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Chris Simms retired from the Horns in 2003.
He had illegitimately replaced Major Applewhite who wore #11.
>>>2013 + 11 = 2014<<<
2014, the year no Longhorns get drafted to the NFL.
Think about it.

Bro, do you even math?
 

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Chris Simms retired from the Horns in 2003.
He had illegitimately replaced Major Applewhite who wore #11.
2013 + 11 = 2014
2014, the year no Longhorns get drafted to the NFL.
Think about it.

2013+11 = 2014????????:noidea::doh:
 

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typo != math problems
 

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chr(I)(S) s(I)mm(S)

ISIS, people!! Think about it.
 

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Chrissy Simms wore #2.
Johnny GooseEgg wears #2.
End of discussion.
 

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Why did Obama send Chris Simms to the Middle East? So he can "overthrow" ISIS.
 

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Chris Simms supports the two-party system.
 

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Oldy but a goody

Rhyming Leonardo Dicaprio GIF
 

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Still hatin’
 
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