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The Little Mermaid (1989)

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So it's fairly obvious we'd bang...

Ariel from Little Mermaid and all...

But I was re-watching it a week or so ago (COVID-19 related, not sexual or anything........ it's fine) and I have to say the decompression factor is a major play.

So she ........ oh Jesus should I spoiler this? Well let me LIGHT spoiler it:

1) She gets mutated into human, but NO gills.
2) The fin is gone, yet again no gills and despite the crab and flounder dickhead friends she's still in a world of problems,
3) Hair is going to be a major issue because it could be full of barnacles, and salt water is not good for hair,
4) I mean.. skin wise? Whatever, I'll chalk this one up to magic..

5) I mean all said and done... she ascended as a human probably 20-30 meters in 5 seconds and just like BANG out of the water... "BANG ME'. Yah I'm not buying it.

End of day Little Mermaid seems extremely suspect and I hope some of you more responsible forum members are asking these questions as well. It's obvious to me the lungs would've burst and Ariel would've been crab food for Sebastian and that gay Flounder kid.
 

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Uhmm....
 

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Is this what an acid trip is like?
 

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Why would decompression be a factor if she’s a mermaid? She’s not human.
 

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Ariel from Little Mermaid and all...

But I was re-watching it a week or so ago (COVID-19 related, not sexual or anything........ it's fine) and I have to say the decompression factor is a major play.

So she ........ oh Jesus should I spoiler this? Well let me LIGHT spoiler it:

1) She gets mutated into human, but NO gills.
2) The fin is gone, yet again no gills and despite the crab and flounder dickhead friends she's still in a world of problems,
3) Hair is going to be a major issue because it could be full of barnacles, and salt water is not good for hair,
4) I mean.. skin wise? Whatever, I'll chalk this one up to magic..

5) I mean all said and done... she ascended as a human probably 20-30 meters in 5 seconds and just like BANG out of the water... "BANG ME'. Yah I'm not buying it.

End of day Little Mermaid seems extremely suspect and I hope some of you more responsible forum members are asking these questions as well. It's obvious to me the lungs would've burst and Ariel would've been crab food for Sebastian and that gay Flounder kid.


Watch Splash and the science is explained...







well, not really, but still, watch Splash.
 

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Smells like fish.
 

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Listen to this guy, like I've never fucked mermaids before! Holy fuck man, live a little will you?
 

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Wouldn't know. But basic English reading comprehension is an essential skill that many on these boards seem to lack.
I hear ya, lots of posters seem to hear what they wanna hear and ignore what people actually say.

I mean, there was a guy last week who, no matter what anybody posted, he said, "oh, you must be a peedo.". I think he must be on the spectrum, or something.
 

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Ariel from Little Mermaid and all...

But I was re-watching it a week or so ago (COVID-19 related, not sexual or anything........ it's fine) and I have to say the decompression factor is a major play.

So she ........ oh Jesus should I spoiler this? Well let me LIGHT spoiler it:

1) She gets mutated into human, but NO gills.
2) The fin is gone, yet again no gills and despite the crab and flounder dickhead friends she's still in a world of problems,
3) Hair is going to be a major issue because it could be full of barnacles, and salt water is not good for hair,
4) I mean.. skin wise? Whatever, I'll chalk this one up to magic..

5) I mean all said and done... she ascended as a human probably 20-30 meters in 5 seconds and just like BANG out of the water... "BANG ME'. Yah I'm not buying it.

End of day Little Mermaid seems extremely suspect and I hope some of you more responsible forum members are asking these questions as well. It's obvious to me the lungs would've burst and Ariel would've been crab food for Sebastian and that gay Flounder kid.
no pics, thread fail.

PS; tl;dr
 

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Ariel from Little Mermaid and all...

But I was re-watching it a week or so ago (COVID-19 related, not sexual or anything........ it's fine) and I have to say the decompression factor is a major play.

So she ........ oh Jesus should I spoiler this? Well let me LIGHT spoiler it:

1) She gets mutated into human, but NO gills.
2) The fin is gone, yet again no gills and despite the crab and flounder dickhead friends she's still in a world of problems,
3) Hair is going to be a major issue because it could be full of barnacles, and salt water is not good for hair,
4) I mean.. skin wise? Whatever, I'll chalk this one up to magic..

5) I mean all said and done... she ascended as a human probably 20-30 meters in 5 seconds and just like BANG out of the water... "BANG ME'. Yah I'm not buying it.

End of day Little Mermaid seems extremely suspect and I hope some of you more responsible forum members are asking these questions as well. It's obvious to me the lungs would've burst and Ariel would've been crab food for Sebastian and that gay Flounder kid.
Says the goddamn shark riding a goddamn bicycle. Why don’t YOU explain how you can just “BANG!” out of the water, ya tea kettle!

Just when I think I’ve seen it all, I see it all again :tsk:
 

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Yup, it's pretty clear this lockdown is causing some folks to go stir-crazy already.


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