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Joe Buck: Stop asking me to play-by-play your sex tapes

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Cost me $9.99 in shipping to send him that damn tape...
 
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People have low standards.

Get Jim Nantz to do it. “Hello friends....”
 
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I'd pick Bob Menery

 
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He’d be making some quick/easy money if he were calling a play by play at my house.

“Mrs Cheerupcharlie already has the look of disappointment in her eyes before Charlie undresses. He disrobes and now I see why.... Charlie approaches the bed. He mounts...... and he’s done.”
 
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I’d ask for Romo:

“He’s gonna head for the clitoris here. I think it’s too early, but it looks like that’s what he’s lined up to do”
 
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If he did though he would be the 3rd most excited person
 
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If I had to get an announcer to narrate my sex tape my #1 pick would definitely be Gus Johnson. He makes everything seem like the best its ever been done. Maybe he could have Jon Gruden as his color guy. Gruden just loves everything and everyone and really hypes everybody up.

If I get to watch a sex tape of somebody else, there's a certain appeal to hear Berman describe somebody as rumbling bumbling stumbling or any of his other stupid catch phrases. And a cheesy sex nickname would really brighten my day.

But the ultimate would be old school John Madden preferably with a telestrator.

Nothing about Joe Buck would be interesting. Even calling a **** audition would be bored in Buck had the mike.
 
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Yankee Traveler said:
Fuck! That's funny!!
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He's got some pretty good bits and there's definitely potential, but he gets kinda chickenshitty about pushing the boundaries too much. He got a cease & desist from the PGA and he's the voice of BWW (and he's buddies with a good number of pro athletes), so he errs on the side of caution a little too much. But yeah- some good bits out there.

 
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Who needs Joe Buck when Doris Burke would do it for a fraction of the price. :lol:
 
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