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Yasmani Grandal Jokes

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LOL, I brought YOU into the equation????? Don't you read all the posts before coming up with such lame responses? You really should. Sorry Jiddy, but you're starting to become as pathetic as numbnuts. I've at least tried to differentiate between you two by stating that you at least display an occasional sense of humor. Sadly, I see that slowly slipping away now.

I'm starting to think you two should start your own podcast. You can call it the Iddy & Jiddy Show (but feel free to switch places tho if you prefer top billing). It would be a podcast about all things anti-White Sox. Of course the #1 rule would be no positive discussion whatsoever about the Sox, and all incoming calls from your audience must be something negative about the team. I can assure you of at least one devoted member, my brother, if you started something up like this. Hell, with so many pessimistic Chitown sports fans out there, I'm sure you guys would make a killing. Here are some suggested topics for each podcast:

*Why the Sox suck
*Which decade will the Sox finally get above .500
*Yasmani Grandal....$73 mil....Are you fucking kidding me????
*Jerry Reinsdorf - guilty of crimes against humanity
*Every
current or past White Sox broadcaster should die and go to hell (this one's for numbnuts to go solo when you're out sick)

I expect no compensation from this podcast suggestion despite the fact that it could bring in some serious bucks for you guys. In fact, please consider this my gift.

This supposed podcast would be fully dependent on overexuberance of other fans and my being like "Buy why? We haven't done anything yet?" The discussion would probably be over in minutes. And then we'd all talk about churros, tits and Andy the Clown. Unless you and (especially) richi decided to show up and cry about where on your picture the .241 Grandal joke touched you.

Yes, YOU brought ME into the equation. I made some Yasmani Grandal jokes, as per the thread, and then you commented on ME...Look at the post I quoted in my third post in this thread. The whole f*cking post I quoted from you is about me...unsolicited. What are you talking about?
 

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Yes, YOU brought ME into the equation. I made some Yasmani Grandal jokes, as per the thread, and then you commented on ME...Look at the post I quoted in my third post in this thread. The whole f*cking post I quoted from you is about me...unsolicited. What are you talking about?

No, the equation began when you started commenting with your jokes, which is all fine and dandy. So all I did was comment on your comment. Now if there is a thread in which you did not opine at all, and yet I throw your name into the mix with my response......THAT would be an example of me bringing you into the equation. So are we clear on this?

BTW, pretty good idea about the podcast, yes?
 

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No, the equation began when you started commenting with your jokes, which is all fine and dandy. So all I did was comment on your comment. Now if there is a thread in which you did not opine at all, and yet I throw your name into the mix with my response......THAT would be an example of me bringing you into the equation. So are we clear on this?

BTW, pretty good idea about the podcast, yes?

I'm a podcast guy for sure...My favorite is True Crime Garage...For whatever reason I can't get enough of these unresolved murder crimes and the like...Never listened to a Sox podcast, but I should. Best way to make a drive enjoyable.
 

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I'll give you this. You are the poster most dedicated to his stupidity I have ever seen. Give me Grandal for under 100 mil over Machado for 300 mill 8 days a week.

Tell me again... why does batting average matter when you have the highest OBP and wOBA at your position in all of baseball?

Eat a dick sandwich and stick to football. How runs are produced alludes you. A pretty simple concept.
Say friend, where does one get a dick sammich?

asking for a friend...



ok, I am asking for @handicappers because he LOVEs dick sammich's
 

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I see where Grandal was quoted as being "frustrated" with is strained calf - being held back for two weeks.

That had to be the fake Grandal - because the real Grandal wouldn't have sat around mopping he would have branded that strained calf with big fat Red Arrow - to use as a visual reminder to the pitchers on where to throw the ball. His shrewd placement of the arrow will doubtless win Reynaldo Lopez an all star nomination.
 
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