Butt Hurt Hockey Thread

handicappers · Feb 26, 2020

Here is an example of how to properly get butt hurt on the Hockey Forum. Please take note of the epic level of butt hurtness.

I suggest if you want to totally melt down, post a tribute thread explaining the severity of your butt hurt...but only post it in General Forum, so everyone outside of the Hockey Forum can gauge and rate your level of butt hurt.

dash · Feb 26, 2020

The irony is that he was grousing about how many shots OV takes...

handicappers · Feb 26, 2020

dash said:
The irony is that he was grousing about how many shots OV takes...

He's been bitchin' about Alexander the Great since the CBS days. He's upset that OV won Best Male Athlete of the Year a while back. Really set him off.

PEOPLESCHICKEN · Feb 27, 2020

For the sake of disclosure, OP did a masters thesis on Butt Hurtedness

You can call him

elocomotive · Feb 27, 2020

handicappers said:
He's been bitchin' about Alexander the Great since the CBS days. He's upset that OV won Best Male Athlete of the Year a while back. Really set him off.

Maybe he has sensitive skin.

thedddd · Feb 27, 2020

handicappers said:
Here is an example of how to properly get butt hurt on the Hockey Forum. Please take note of the epic level of butt hurtness.

View attachment 233692

I suggest if you want to totally melt down, post a tribute thread explaining the severity of your butt hurt...but only post it in General Forum, so everyone outside of the Hockey Forum can gauge and rate your level of butt hurt.

Seriously he just needs to take his brain candy.....
Then he will realize his true feelings:

puckhead · Feb 27, 2020

thedddd said:
Seriously he just needs to take his brain candy.....

or begin with a premise that shots are hard-earned events in the NHL

forty_three · Feb 27, 2020

puckhead said:
or begin with a premise that shots are hard-earned events in the NHL

Pish Posh. A zamboni driver playing goalie got one. How hard can they be?

Comeds · Feb 27, 2020

Bring back Voyager 2 to put a transcript of this thread in it!

Then relaunch it, because bringing it back to attach an amazing thread just to leave it in Earth's atmosphere would be silly.

elocomotive · Feb 28, 2020

puckhead said:
or begin with a premise that shots are hard-earned events in the NHL

No wonder we love #8 in DC.

It's an events town.

And Alex Ovechkin creates events!

Mofo · Feb 28, 2020

C'mon- leave Sol alone. He's just pissy because after the NHL renames the Maurice Richard Trophy the Alexander Ovechkin Trophy, he'll have to take a hard look at his favorite crappy team and realize that none of its players will ever win one.

DragonfromTO · Feb 28, 2020

elocomotive said:
No wonder we love #8 in DC.

It's an events town.

And Alex Ovechkin creates events!

wings-pens2166 · Feb 29, 2020

handicappers said:
Here is an example of how to properly get butt hurt on the Hockey Forum. Please take note of the epic level of butt hurtness.

View attachment 233692

I suggest if you want to totally melt down, post a tribute thread explaining the severity of your butt hurt...but only post it in General Forum, so everyone outside of the Hockey Forum can gauge and rate your level of butt hurt.

so I wrote the comment that got @NFL-Solomon to cry to @dash to get @handicappers to start a thread about meltdowns? Hell, that's like the six degrees of Kevin Bacon of tribute threads, but I've never had a tribute thread, so hot damn I'll take it! woohoo

:hammer:

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