Stanton "I'd hit 80 home runs if I knew the pitch, and if I could stand upright for 162 games"

Rock Strongo · Feb 19, 2020

well, i added the 2nd part.

Stanton: I'd hit 80 HR if I knew the pitch coming

Mofo · Feb 19, 2020

Well, I guess not every Yankee is an asshole, if Stanton & Judge are advocating players be tagged and the 2017 WS title be vacated.

Manfred's legacy is forever tainted. But hey, it's just a "piece of metal", right? Screw you, baseball fans... :tsk:

DefCONNOne · Feb 19, 2020

Fuck...are we still crying about this?

michaeljordan_fan · Feb 19, 2020

DefCONNOne said:
Fuck...are we still crying about this?

It'll be a topic until AT LEAST the All Star Break.

DefCONNOne · Feb 19, 2020

Mofo said:
Well, I guess not every Yankee is an asshole, if Stanton & Judge are advocating players be tagged and the 2017 WS title be vacated.

Manfred's legacy is forever tainted. But hey, it's just a "piece of metal", right? Screw you, baseball fans...

Cool...take away their title. Who's next to get their title taken away? Spoiler alert: the answer is not no one.

DefCONNOne · Feb 19, 2020

michaeljordan_fan said:
It'll be a topic until AT LEAST the All Star Break.

Great...I'm going to have to listen to all you fucking losers crying about something that didn't help them win the World Series proper?

CaptainStubing · Feb 19, 2020

DefCONNOne said:
Fuck...are we still crying about this?

The players are keeping the story going. I've never seen baseball players turn on each other like this. They're usually a tight group

Chewbaccer · Feb 19, 2020

I usee to love Mike Fiers for his rivalry with Stanton, and now I see them as the same. Stanton is a me first crybaby bitch and Fiers is a snitch

DragonfromTO · Feb 19, 2020

He hit 85 for me a couple of years ago, but no goddamned World Series.

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Mistaken4193 · Feb 19, 2020

I bet Bonds would have hit 100 in 2001 if he cheated like the Astros did. He was only getting 1 pitch to hit every AB and was putting it in the seats. Imagine if he knew what pitch was coming

msgkings322 · Feb 19, 2020

Mistaken4193 said:
I bet Bonds would have hit 100 in 2001 if he cheated like the Astros did. He was only getting 1 pitch to hit every AB and was putting it in the seats. Imagine if he knew what pitch was coming

He did know what pitch was coming...4 straight outside the zone

Cedrique · Feb 19, 2020

This is the Astros punishment. For the duration of the season every current and former major leaguer is going to tweet about how much better they would have been if they were cheating. If Rickey Henderson knew when the off speed pitches were coming he would have stolen 200 bases. (well, he definitely would have tried anyway)

Cedrique · Feb 19, 2020

Mario Mendoza just tweeted that he would have hit .240 if he knew what pitches were coming

The Oldtimer · Feb 19, 2020

michaeljordan_fan said:
It'll be a topic until AT LEAST the All Star Break.

It will be a topic "for the rest Of ANY TRUE BASEBALL FAN'S LIFETIME".

The Oldtimer · Feb 19, 2020

Chewbaccer said:
I usee to love Mike Fiers for his rivalry with Stanton, and now I see them as the same. Stanton is a me first crybaby bitch and Fiers is a snitch

Someone had to "snitch" on the cheating Astros. If there are any bitches, it's the whole 2017 Houston Astros team.

SlinkyRedfoot · Feb 19, 2020

Rock Strongo said:
well, i added the 2nd part.

Stanton: I'd hit 80 HR if I knew the pitch coming

The 2nd part was the funniest.

It’d be hysterical if every time Stanton had a remarkable month or two, someone would post threads about how he was going to win the MVP award.

Shanemansj13 · Feb 19, 2020

Mistaken4193 said:
I bet Bonds would have hit 100 in 2001 if he cheated like the Astros did. He was only getting 1 pitch to hit every AB and was putting it in the seats. Imagine if he knew what pitch was coming

But that would be double cheating. Roids + vibrators

Dangerous combo

TheRangerDude · Feb 19, 2020

DefCONNOne said:
Cool...take away their title. Who's next to get their title taken away? Spoiler alert: the answer is not no one.

So someone then? Who?

broncosmitty · Feb 19, 2020

Chewbaccer said:
I usee to love Mike Fiers for his rivalry with Stanton, and now I see them as the same. Stanton is a me first crybaby bitch and Fiers is a snitch

Mike Fiers needs a beating.

Mike Stanton needs to not hurt himself in batting practice.

Chewbaccer · Feb 20, 2020

The Oldtimer said:
Someone had to "snitch" on the cheating Astros. If there are any bitches, it's the whole 2017 Houston Astros team.

Every team cheats. Astros and Red Sox got caught. I hope Fiers takes a line drive to the kneecap.

Stanton "I'd hit 80 home runs if I knew the pitch, and if I could stand upright for 162 games"

My mind spits with an enormous kickback.

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