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Anyone want in on my series pitch about a prince leaving the royal life and moving with his family to a neighborhood in Philadelphia?

AT&T Audience network is very interested. Very.
 

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Not only has Terry Jones passed away, but now I'm reading that they also killed off Mr. Peanut?!? I loved that top hat, cane, and monocle character. Did you know that it was a young kid named Antonio Gentile that submitted the winning drawing for Mr. Peanut and was paid $5 for winning the contest?

Edit: Gentile's drawing is below...

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Never a big poetry guy, but some poets were ahead of their time

Modern Love

John Keats - 1795-1821

And what is love? It is a doll dress’d up
For idleness to cosset, nurse, and dandle;
A thing of soft misnomers, so divine
That silly youth doth think to make itself
Divine by loving, and so goes on
Yawning and doting a whole summer long,
Till Miss’s comb is made a pearl tiara,
And common Wellingtons turn Romeo boots;
Then Cleopatra lives at number seven,
And Antony resides in Brunswick Square.
Fools! if some passions high have warm’d the world,
You didn't know how rock and roll looked
Until you caught your sister with the guys from the group
Halfway home in the parking lot
By the look in her eye she was givin' what she got
I said my, my, my, I'm once bitten twice, shy babe
My, my, my, I'm once bitten twice shy baby
My, my, my, I'm once bitten twice shy baby
 

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Never a big poetry guy, but some poets were ahead of their time

Modern Love

John Keats - 1795-1821

And what is love? It is a doll dress’d up
For idleness to cosset, nurse, and dandle;
A thing of soft misnomers, so divine
That silly youth doth think to make itself
Divine by loving, and so goes on
Yawning and doting a whole summer long,
Till Miss’s comb is made a pearl tiara,
And common Wellingtons turn Romeo boots;
Then Cleopatra lives at number seven,
And Antony resides in Brunswick Square.
Fools! if some passions high have warm’d the world,
You didn't know how rock and roll looked
Until you caught your sister with the guys from the group
Halfway home in the parking lot
By the look in her eye she was givin' what she got
I said my, my, my, I'm once bitten twice, shy babe
My, my, my, I'm once bitten twice shy baby
My, my, my, I'm once bitten twice shy baby

Think where man's glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends.

- Cosmo Kramer nee William Butler Yeats
 

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Five hole jokes update:

At goalie practice tonight, my son and that college girl goalie were taking a water break between drills. I see them talking and then he snaps his head to look at her. He stares for a second and starts laughing and she just turns around skating away clearly embarassed.

I ask him later what happened. He said he was complaining that he forgot to take his practice jersey out of his bag and it was still wet. She said "I am always wet out here".
 

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What's the deal with Coldrops Canadians? Do you want a sick person licking their hand next to you at work? In a theater? Why not just let the drop fall on your tongue?

Subway pizza subs and Coldrops, you get all the good stuff.
 

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The grappling hook I ordered just came in! Theres nowhere that is off limits to me now!
 

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What's the deal with Coldrops Canadians? Do you want a sick person licking their hand next to you at work? In a theater? Why not just let the drop fall on your tongue?

Subway pizza subs and Coldrops, you get all the good stuff.

Have you preemptively asked hr if cold drops body shots are allowed in the office?
 

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Have you preemptively asked hr if cold drops body shots are allowed in the office?

Speaking of HR, I just got my HR records by scaling up the outside wall with my new grapplin' hook. Good thing multiple sweater Dawn leaves the window open.

But are Coldrops date night friendly?

Now all you need is a utility belt, Baltimore Batman!!

Wait til they get a load of me.
 
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