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The Matrix 4: Resurrections (2021)

Beengay fudgepackers

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Matrix was great. The sequels sucked. They were pretty much like marvel movies.
 

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The Matrix = Good movie. Interesting concept, idea.
The Matrix Reloaded = Uh... okay? At least there were some cool action/CGI sequences? The 'architect' made ZERO sense whatsoever but "just throw in confusing dialogue and the audience will think they're stupid!"
The Matrix Revolutions = o.O.... -_-..... WTF is going on?

*some Internet zit faced dork*
"You just don't get it!"

*Me*
"No, I 'get it', it's just incredibly fucking stupid after the first movie.

So... Matrix 4. Whatever. It'll be TERRIBLE. It's a fast cash grab and every man and woman apparently wants to bang Keeanu Reeves and thinks he's the next Jesus Christ at the moment, so might as well cash in.

This is VERY much a movie I'll see release, be like, "oh... it got some okay ratings", forget about for 2 years, watch it, get about 25 minutes through, pause, whack off and pass out drunk. Then wake up the next day and close the browser (still 25 minutes in forgetting what I watched) and head to Twitch or YouTube or something.
 

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Odds that Neo will be mid-transition in this movie? The Wachowskis are all about their activism at this point.
 

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Puffs...

Get this through your head you motherfucker, you. You only exist on this site because of me. That's the only reason. Without me, you, personally, every fuckin' member on this forum around will take a piece of your West Coast ass! Then where you gonna go? You're fuckin' warned. Don't ever go over my fuckin' head again. You motherfucker, you.
 

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Puffs...

Get this through your head you motherfucker, you. You only exist on this site because of me. That's the only reason. Without me, you, personally, every fuckin' member on this forum around will take a piece of your West Coast ass! Then where you gonna go? You're fuckin' warned. Don't ever go over my fuckin' head again. You motherfucker, you.
Well that really escalated.
 

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Puffs...

Get this through your head you motherfucker, you. You only exist on this site because of me. That's the only reason. Without me, you, personally, every fuckin' member on this forum around will take a piece of your West Coast ass! Then where you gonna go? You're fuckin' warned. Don't ever go over my fuckin' head again. You motherfucker, you.
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@calsnowskier you stay out of it.. I'll have you banned faster than you can say... ........... umm... well faster than you can SAY... WELL SOMETHING, but it will be a massive shot to your ego and dangerous to your lifestyle!!!!111!#%511!!!
 

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The Matrix = Good movie. Interesting concept, idea.
The Matrix Reloaded = Uh... okay? At least there were some cool action/CGI sequences? The 'architect' made ZERO sense whatsoever but "just throw in confusing dialogue and the audience will think they're stupid!"
The Matrix Revolutions = o.O.... -_-..... WTF is going on?

*some Internet zit faced dork*
"You just don't get it!"

*Me*
"No, I 'get it', it's just incredibly fucking stupid after the first movie.

So... Matrix 4. Whatever. It'll be TERRIBLE. It's a fast cash grab and every man and woman apparently wants to bang Keeanu Reeves and thinks he's the next Jesus Christ at the moment, so might as well cash in.

This is VERY much a movie I'll see release, be like, "oh... it got some okay ratings", forget about for 2 years, watch it, get about 25 minutes through, pause, whack off and pass out drunk. Then wake up the next day and close the browser (still 25 minutes in forgetting what I watched) and head to Twitch or YouTube or something.

What is twitch?
 

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Puffs...

Get this through your head you motherfucker, you. You only exist on this site because of me. That's the only reason. Without me, you, personally, every fuckin' member on this forum around will take a piece of your West Coast ass! Then where you gonna go? You're fuckin' warned. Don't ever go over my fuckin' head again. You motherfucker, you.
Goodfellas?
 
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