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you don't have Subway pizza subs down there??????
(I had to try one - you're not missing much)


also, with our free health care, you just get new lungs* if you need them.
* limited offer, while supplies last. 18 month wait period may apply. oops you're dead.
No, we don't have the Subway pizza subs (nor lungs). The ingredients are fine, I just laugh at the layer on top of the roll.
 

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Dammit! My aunt Dorothy is coming to Christmas dinner. At holiday* dinners she always used to put me in a full Nelson or some submission hold until I gave up. She's been on the west coast for years so I haven't seen her, my wifes never met her. I was hoping she grew out of that but my mother told me Dorothy wants me to get ready to tap out in front of the family.

I'll see if I can find a picture of her.

Edit- here's one
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*War on Christmas
 

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^really long way to go just to post a picture I think is erotic.

Edit - I posted a picture I think is funny, a mod must have changed it
 

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Why am I getting a craving for braunschweiger?
 

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^really long way to go just to post a picture I think is erotic.

Edit - I posted a picture I think is funny, a mod must have changed it

I think it was Groucho Marx who said that he would hate to moderate a board that has him as a member.
 

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Two shootings at US Naval bases in the last three days - At least 3 dead in Pensacola, Florida this morning.
 

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Two shootings at US Naval bases in the last three days - At least 3 dead in Pensacola, Florida this morning.
Are there no good guys with guns there?
 

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Good guys with guns would have prevented this from happening, is what I keep hearing. So there must not have been enough good guys with guns there.
 

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Good guys with guns would have prevented this from happening, is what I keep hearing. So there must not have been enough good guys with guns there.
Or maybe there were too many good guys with guns and they had no clue who the bad guy with the gun was.

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