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I thought of a good job for Garett Bolles

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Since he likes to hold so much he should apply at a local Subway to hold one of those signs up on the street corner about the deals of the day!!!
 

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Sacking groceries...
 

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Put him on the Broncos defense. He already has more tackles than most of our defensive players this year.
 

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Put him on the Broncos defense. He already has more tackles than most of our defensive players this year.

But holding is an automatic first down on defense if he promises to only use his tackling technique.
 

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No, it matches what he gives out in both careers. :eek:


Ohhhhh I get it now!!!

LGM thought you were talking about canned corn so just to make him understand.

Sacks,LGM.... He gives out sacks in both professions.
 

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Ohhhhh I get it now!!!

LGM thought you were talking about canned corn so just to make him understand.

Sacks,LGM.... He gives out sacks in both professions.
 

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Since he likes to hold so much he should apply at a local Subway to hold one of those signs up on the street corner about the deals of the day!!!

He did hold his baby during the entire time he was on stage at the draft. The red flags were there.
 

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Since he likes to hold so much he should apply at a local Subway to hold one of those signs up on the street corner about the deals of the day!!!

I don't know. I saw that Joker movie and going off that it looks like society is pretty rough on people that do that job.
 

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You guys have it all wrong. Bolles needs to work for a cell phone service provider - after choosing from the automated menu - Bolles can get on the phone and ask you to remain on hold while he talks to his service coach. Subsequently, Bolles can time how long each person on hold is willing to wait for someone to come back on line before they hang up in disgust.
 

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You guys have it all wrong. Bolles needs to work for a cell phone service provider - after choosing from the automated menu - Bolles can get on the phone and ask you to remain on hold while he talks to his service coach. Subsequently, Bolles can time how long each person on hold is willing to wait for someone to come back on line before they hang up in disgust.

Incontinence hotline this is Bolles please hold
 

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Amputate his hands and nickname him "Stubby" - he will be a much better football player.
 
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