Ongoing NHL Thread Part V minutes for fighting

forty_three · Oct 20, 2019

puckhead said:

I can't wait to see what emojis he puts out there for this.

forty_three · Oct 21, 2019

Tornado said Fuck Dallas and took a house owned by Tyler Seguin.

He had already moved to a new one and hadn't sold this one yet.

BGDave · Oct 21, 2019

forty_three said:
Tornado said Fuck Dallas and took a house owned by Tyler Seguin.

He had already moved to a new one and hadn't sold this one yet.

Hope he was in good hands

dash · Oct 21, 2019

forty_three said:
Tornado said Fuck Dallas and took a house owned by Tyler Seguin.

He had already moved to a new one and hadn't sold this one yet.

Unconfirmed reports indicate that the only thing left standing was his washing machine - In fact, investigators say it looks like it has never been used

KennyBanyeah · Oct 21, 2019

dash said:
Unconfirmed reports indicate that the only thing left standing was his washing machine - In fact, investigators say it looks like it has never been used

Tornadoes are crazy. Apparently this one plugged Seguin's toaster into a telephone line. Weird.

naslundfan19 · Oct 21, 2019

Oh no. Hope this isn’t as bad as it looks.

jstewismybastardson · Oct 21, 2019

KennyBanyeah said:
Tornadoes are crazy. Apparently this one plugged Seguin's toaster into a telephone line. Weird.

Dale tallon was hoping to use the toaster to send a fax

/too soon ?

BGDave · Oct 22, 2019

naslundfan19 said:
Oh no. Hope this isn’t as bad as it looks.

That leg had a definite Joe Theismann bend to it.

BGDave · Oct 22, 2019

Pro tip you did not need to go to Singapore for. . .

Load up on BOS tonight. Give up the pucks, whatever it takes. This is the surest lock in the history of sure locks.

dash · Oct 22, 2019

BGDave said:
Pro tip you did not need to go to Singapore for. . .

Load up on BOS tonight. Give up the pucks, whatever it takes. This is the surest lock in the history of sure locks.

dash · Oct 22, 2019

^

Of course, Jimmy Apollo's follow-up is "Folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you are wrong 48% of the time"

forty_three · Oct 22, 2019

Nice try, Freddie.

dash · Oct 22, 2019

forty_three said:
Nice try, Freddie.

That was some Quick thinking by Cam as Freddie was employing some Quick tactics.

dash · Oct 22, 2019

Pizza is returning to Anaheim.

puckhead · Oct 22, 2019

That sucks.
Free the Bulldog!

dash · Oct 22, 2019

The real Oilers have arrived in Minnesota tonight.

BGDave · Oct 23, 2019

dash said:
The real Oilers have arrived in Minnesota tonight.

Did not see the late scores. Off to check.

(snicker)

What is that now, 3 games without a point for McJesus?

dash · Oct 23, 2019

BGDave said:
Did not see the late scores. Off to check.

(snicker)

What is that now, 3 games without a point for McJesus?

Oilers haven't scored a goal in 125 minutes and counting.

/There will likely be a presser sometime today stating that McDavid has McFlu.

puckhead · Oct 23, 2019

McDavid is McTired from carrying the McTeam on his McBack for 25 minutes a night for the first eight games.

forty_three · Oct 23, 2019

dash said:
/There will likely be a presser sometime today stating that McDavid has McFlu.

It's because the NHL Network has been fucking that "Best start since 84-85 season" chicken.

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