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Which SUV is more prestigious.

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We were discussing what (suv) is more of a chick magnet. Minus of course the higher end sports cars or vehicles that range in the over 6 figures. Basically he is in the market and wants a chick magnet but has to be a SUV.
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And I thought the first post was funny.

Tell him I predict a total of zero chicks.
 

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:laugh3:
And I thought the first post was funny.

Tell him I predict a total of zero chicks.

Haha.

Yeah, kind of true.

Sort of like saying, what's the sexiest fabric to have a bow tie made of? I want it to be a real chick magnet!
 

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Actually, I'm thinking about this further....of all my friends I'm pretty sure only chicks, guys with kids, and gay guys own SUVs. I don't think I have one single, straight guy friend that owns an SUV.

Edit - take that back, somewhat. My brother and sister in law bought an SUV within the past couple years. They have that and a car that they drive among themselves.
 

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Actually, I'm thinking about this further....of all my friends I'm pretty sure only chicks, guys with kids, and gay guys own SUVs. I don't think I have one single, straight guy friend that owns an SUV.

Edit - take that back, somewhat. My brother and sister in law bought an SUV within the past couple years. They have that and a car that they drive among themselves.

I had an SUV for a while when I was single because I was doing a shitload of skiing/camping/outdoorsy shit.

Now I have an SUV because I have kids AND I wish I was a younger man doing a shitload of skiing/camping/outdoorsy shit.
 

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I had an SUV for a while when I was single because I was doing a shitload of skiing/camping/outdoorsy shit.

Now I have an SUV because I have kids AND I wish I was a younger man doing a shitload of skiing/camping/outdoorsy shit.
If I didn't drive 60+ miles a day, I'd consider getting an SUV to haul shit like my bike around. But then again, a truck can do that too.
 

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I used to date a broad who had a theory that guys who drive hummers have small penises.

My wife says "my condolences to your small penis" every time she sees a douche in a tricked-out, flashy or oversized vehicle.

She's broken it down some for me...

The worst are the boners who add a body kit, spoiler, booming stereo and/or rims to an ordinary sedan or compact. That's five-star douchebaggery right there. Right behind that are the boners who intentionally replace/remove/alter the muffler/exhaust to make their cars extra loud. Right behind that are the boners with super-high jacked-up trucks with monster truck tires. Right behind that are the boners who drive around in 80's/90's Firebirds, IROC-Zs and Mustangs with extra boner points for a T-top.
 

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Prestige vehicles are for exhibitionists and posers.

I prefer durability and functionality over "status".
 

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This SUV is pretty good on gas and off-road.
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buy a mazda 6, hang a $100 bill out of your zipper

you're in Jersey, right @The Foot ?
Or was it florida now?

either way, I think its sound advice for what your buddy is looking for.
 

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We were discussing what (suv) is more of a chick magnet. Minus of course the higher end sports cars or vehicles that range in the over 6 figures. Basically he is in the market and wants a chick magnet but has to be a SUV.

If you’re using an SUV to troll for chicks, you’re doing it wrong.
 
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We were discussing what (suv) is more of a chick magnet. Minus of course the higher end sports cars or vehicles that range in the over 6 figures. Basically he is in the market and wants a chick magnet but has to be a SUV.


I think it's time you and your co-worker just come out of the closet, because you're both gay as @Used 2 B Hu's rainbows.
 

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I had an SUV for a while when I was single because I was doing a shitload of skiing/camping/outdoorsy shit.

Now I have an SUV because I have kids AND I wish I was a younger man doing a shitload of skiing/camping/outdoorsy shit.

I drove our Jeep Wrangler on a dirt road recently, so I’ve got that going for me.
 
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