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How do you wipe?

How do you wipe your ass after dropping a deuce?

  • Front to Back

    Votes: 23 52.3%
  • Back to Front

    Votes: 14 31.8%
  • Bidet

    Votes: 7 15.9%

  • Total voters
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LionsWhyMe

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Some people don't
 

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What if you don't?
 

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I don't have anything to say, but I noticed there were 9998 posts in the toilet bowl. It deserves 10,000
 

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Some people don't

If has nothing to do with wiping but...

My dog decides he wants to go on the patio every time instead of the grass. Sometimes his little turds get stuck on a string of hair and just dangle there so you will see him crouching around walking until it finally drops. That's why his turds are scattered everywhere instead of one little area. Even if you put him in the grass, he ventures to the patio and squats. Bastid pisses me off...and dumb as a rock but pretty damn cute lol.

One time I saw him crouching down slowing moving his way across the patio and there was no turd there hahaha.
 

amszete

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Whoever wipes their ass back to front has a vagina. This thread can now be closed.
 

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I am concerned at the amount of people who have voted "Back to Front"
 
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Ate 40-50 oysters, a couple few blue crabs, and some soft shell crabs for Christmas...

After the first 3 shits I just used the shower to wipe.
 

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Then you'd better have a bidet, ya filtheh bastid

Actually my new house has the after market toilet seats from Toto that has a seat warmer and a bidet, and when your ass is raw from the Hersey squirts it’s not that bad, but you are better off jumping i the shower.
 

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I wipe great. It's one of my strengths. I get compliments often.
 
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