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By the way, Koskinen is 29th in GAA, 28th in save% among goalies who have played 10+ games and he gets 4.5m per year. Never change, Edmonton.

Where does Talbot go to be a backup now?
 

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Casey DeSmith
27 years old, pending UFA
42 GP, 2.59 GAA, 0.918 SV%
Just re-signed for $1.25M x 3 years

Mikko Koskinen
30 years old, pending UFA
31 GP, 2.97 GAA, 0.905 SV%
Just re-signed for $4.5M x 3 years
 

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Casey DeSmith
27 years old, pending UFA
42 GP, 2.59 GAA, 0.918 SV%
Just re-signed for $1.25M x 3 years

Mikko Koskinen
30 years old, pending UFA
31 GP, 2.97 GAA, 0.905 SV%
Just re-signed for $4.5M x 3 years

So you’re saying the Penguins run their team better than Edmonton? Who knew?:tongue:
 

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“We’re a .500 team because we fix the problem and it comes back, and we fix the problem and it comes back,” Hitchcock said.

It doesn't sound like the problem is being fixed to me, more like a bad patch job.

flex-tape-4.jpg


Do I have this right?

Eberle for Strome
Strome for Spooner
Spooner to waivers.

One more step.

Spooner claimed > scores 20 goals for new team before end of season.

it was General Malaise and the Crush


also, this is quite funny


Ryan Nugent Hopkins and Caleb Jones to Columbus for Scott Harrington and Sonny Milano fixes this.

I wouldn't mind him as a backup on the Flames next season.

Yeah, I'd take a chance on him too.
 

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also, funny...


had Chiarelli just spent all day napping for the past several years, Oilers would have a line of Eberle, McDavid, Hall
 

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Seen on an Oilers blog:

"The Edmonton Oilers would like to remind you that they don’t want to be competitive until at least 2022."


"Would you just chill out on the optimism please?"
 

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By the way, Koskinen is 29th in GAA, 28th in save% among goalies who have played 10+ games and he gets 4.5m per year. Never change, Edmonton.

I swear I read this as $4.5M total over three years.

That is why I can never be the EDM GM :nod:
 

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I don't think he's too pleased these days, David...

 

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Offer sheet.

Good one.

They bring out the best quotes...

"For the colossal stupidity of what the Edmonton Oilers did this past summer ... If I had run my team into the sewer like that, I wouldn't throw a grenade at the other 29 teams and my own indirectly,"
 

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I think leaving dreary Edmonton for a city like Chicago would instantly put a smile on his face.
 
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