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Kirk Cousins is so worthless

Yo Tee

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But....but he throws over 4,000 yards a season. That means he's worth getting paid right? :dhd:
 

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Let's list things Kirk Cousins can do:

Throw for 4,000 yards in a season.
Throw lots of TDs
Complete 65-70% of his passes

Let's list things Kirk Cousins can't do:

Beat teams with winning records
Win on Monday Nights
Win playoff games
Make the playoffs on a regular basis

But yeah, he's work $84 mil. Why not?
 

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Still waiting for a good punchline for this:

 

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That reminds me, bad news #2 for the Vikings, Siemian is Cousins' backup.

I'm well aware. At least he's not a hideous drunken wreck:

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Sadly, a better QB than Siemian and Keenum. Why did we cut him? Why, oh why?

I don't buy it. He might be more talented than them, but nobody is going to take him seriously as a leader when he's breaking into other people's houses while drunk.

Brian "I tripped over my dog" Griese was minor league ball comparatively when you're talking how drunk they got.
 

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I don't buy it. He might be more talented than them, but nobody is going to take him seriously as a leader when he's breaking into other people's houses while drunk.

Brian "I tripped over my dog" Griese was minor league ball comparatively when you're talking how drunk they got.

You're right. But as a fan, I still want the guy that's more talented.
 

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Cousins isn't a guy who can carry a franchise on his back like Rodgers/Brady/Brees type guys....and that's been Minnesota's problem. They paid and more importantly, played him like one, with a pass/run ratio that was nonsense. He's a solid, 2nd-tiered player whom most teams wished their QB was like. If the Vikings start using Dalvin Cook more, I believe Cousins can be an extremely effective with the play action game. Minn. probably should be looking to bolster that offensive line.
 

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Let's list things Kirk Cousins can do:

Throw for 4,000 yards in a season.
Throw lots of TDs
Complete 65-70% of his passes

Let's list things Kirk Cousins can't do:

Beat teams with winning records
Win on Monday Nights
Win playoff games
Make the playoffs on a regular basis

But yeah, he's work $84 mil. Why not?

Wait...aren't you describing Matty Ice?......:noidea:
 

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Wait...aren't you describing Matty Ice?......:noidea:

Kirk Cousins - 0-1 in the playoffs, 0-7 on Monday Night Football and 4-24 against teams with a record over .500.
Matt Ryan - 4-6 in the playoffs, 4-8 on Monday Night Football and 35-38 against teams with a record over .500. Not to mention, as an NFC title and played in a Super Bowl.

Long story short, no, not describing Matty Ice.
 

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Well, the Vikings may be forced to win their last two games just to sneak in to the playoffs now that the Eagles have a real quarterback.

If the Vikings fail to make the playoffs after paying cousins all that money I'm sure there will be some unhappy people in the Vikings front office
 

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Fuck his retarded ass. 21-0, vikes killing it, Miami can’t move the ball. Here comes the horrible pick six......... seriously, fuck him. I hope he dies.

It's just a game, as long as he's having fun, that is all that matters. You know why I think his productions has dropped off, it's the beard, it seems like when his beard left, so did his confidence.
 

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It's just a game, as long as he's having fun, that is all that matters. You know why I think his productions has dropped off, it's the beard, it seems like when his beard left, so did his confidence.

cousins > Dalton
 

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Kirk Cousins - 0-1 in the playoffs, 0-7 on Monday Night Football and 4-24 against teams with a record over .500.
Matt Ryan - 4-6 in the playoffs, 4-8 on Monday Night Football and 35-38 against teams with a record over .500. Not to mention, as an NFC title and played in a Super Bowl.

Long story short, no, not describing Matty Ice.

How many S.B. wins again?....I'll wait........:scratch:
 
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