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jstewismybastardson · Dec 4, 2018

Roger Stone pleading the 5th

"You see the mob takes the Fifth," Trump said during a campaign stop in Iowa late last September. "If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?"

dash · Dec 4, 2018

puckhead · Dec 4, 2018

dash said:
Who's going to play Tariff Man in the HBO movie?

so Tariff Man still doesn't understand that tariffs are paid by consumers, and not governments?

jstewismybastardson · Dec 5, 2018

mooger_35 said:
All I can say is that I wish it was kale that had been recalled.

There you go!

Packaged kale salad recalled due to possible Listeria contamination, CFIA says

mooger_35 · Dec 5, 2018

jstewismybastardson said:
There you go!

Packaged kale salad recalled due to possible Listeria contamination, CFIA says

Darkstone42 · Dec 5, 2018

jstewismybastardson said:
There you go!

Packaged kale salad recalled due to possible Listeria contamination, CFIA says

Dang it. That's why I haven't been able to find it lately. At least I really like spinach.

dare2be · Dec 5, 2018

Now if they could put a permanent recall on carrots, brussel sprouts, and collard greens, I'd actually be able to eat my vegetables.

Comeds · Dec 5, 2018

Dammit! The war on free speech from the Nazi socialiberals has gotten my and Barb from HR's performance of "Baby, Its Cold Outside" cancelled from my company's winter festival.

Bloody Brian Burke · Dec 5, 2018

Comeds said:
Dammit! The war on free speech from the Nazi socialiberals has gotten my and Barb from HR's performance of "Baby, Its Cold Outside" cancelled from my company's winter festival.

Just do another track off the current Billboard 100.

Let's try the current #1, Travis Scott's "Sicko Mode". Shouldn't have an issue with lyrics like "All of these hoes I made off records I produced" or "We ain't even make it to the room, Now I got her open, it's just the Goose". Nothing wrong with getting a hoe drunk off of vodka to open them legs, ya know? Maybe ask Barb.

elocomotive · Dec 5, 2018

Bloody Brian Burke said:
Just do another track off the current Billboard 100.

Let's try the current #1, Travis Scott's "Sicko Mode". Shouldn't have an issue with lyrics like "All of these hoes I made off records I produced" or "We ain't even make it to the room, Now I got her open, it's just the Goose". Nothing wrong with getting a hoe drunk off of vodka to open them legs, ya know? Maybe ask Barb.

What he's describing here is that he got her drunk on Grey Goose and that's how he was able to have sex with her. That is really sad. Because Grey Goose was the popular drink in like 2002. Get with the times, Travis Scott!

elocomotive · Dec 5, 2018

Row 1: One of these things does not belong, one of these things is not like the other...
(Hint: It's the weird, orange guy)

jstewismybastardson · Dec 5, 2018

Bloody Brian Burke said:
Just do another track off the current Billboard 100.

Let's try the current #1, Travis Scott's "Sicko Mode". Shouldn't have an issue with lyrics like "All of these hoes I made off records I produced" or "We ain't even make it to the room, Now I got her open, it's just the Goose". Nothing wrong with getting a hoe drunk off of vodka to open them legs, ya know? Maybe ask Barb.

I believe thats a direct quote out of the Dean Martin autobiography I recently read :think:

jstewismybastardson · Dec 5, 2018

Darkstone42 said:
Dang it. That's why I haven't been able to find it lately. At least I really like spinach.

give it a week

Bloody Brian Burke · Dec 5, 2018

elocomotive said:
What he's describing here is that he got her drunk on Grey Goose and that's how he was able to have sex with her. That is really sad. Because Grey Goose was the popular drink in like 2002. Get with the times, Travis Scott!

Is it still Tide Pods the kids are doing these days?

elocomotive · Dec 5, 2018

Bloody Brian Burke said:
Is it still Tide Pods the kids are doing these days?

Nah, kids just going from the box these days. Why get the bottle when you can get it on draft?

forty_three · Dec 5, 2018

elocomotive said:
Row 1: One of these things does not belong, one of these things is not like the other...
(Hint: It's the weird, orange guy)

Who is that sitting behind Obama? Honestly have no idea.

And why is Al Gore alone? Did his love for Public Enemy records finally push Tipper over the edge?

jstewismybastardson · Dec 5, 2018

elocomotive said:
Nah, kids just going from the box these days. Why get the bottle when you can get it on draft?

my 10 year old son tells me boxed Tide is cheap and uncouth

elocomotive · Dec 5, 2018

forty_three said:
Who is that sitting behind Obama? Honestly have no idea.

Is it Dan Quayle?

forty_three · Dec 5, 2018

elocomotive said:
Is it Dan Quayle?

Ah. Yes. Holy potato(e)s. He looks awful.

dash · Dec 5, 2018

elocomotive said:
Is it Dan Quayle?

Circle gets the square.

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