Kansas Bans Bevo!

NolePride · Nov 20, 2018

outofyourmind said:
Who in their right mind would want that cow to shit all over their field.

Well, they couldn't do it at the Univ of Washington.

There would be no room for the cow to shit on the field, when
all the homeless are out there taking a dump.

Lance Armstrong · Nov 20, 2018

navamind said:
Texas football does a pretty good job of that themselves, they don't need a cow to do it for them.

Yup, we've been sh##ing on the competition most of the season.

TheLonestarDUCK · Nov 20, 2018

Bevo will eat all off the Kansas cheerleaders grass.

Chewbaccer · Nov 20, 2018

That gay ass cow should have been turned into steaks a long time ago.

NU_FTW · Nov 20, 2018

Chewbaccer said:
That gay ass cow should have been turned into steaks a long time ago.

If you eat a cow as gay as bevo does it impart gayness upon the consumer?

Chewbaccer · Nov 20, 2018

NU_FTW said:
If you eat a cow as gay as bevo does it impart gayness upon the consumer?

That's a good question. Test it out on some vagrants first.

theboardref · Nov 20, 2018

#PreserveGrassforLes

Used 2 B Hu · Nov 20, 2018

Lance Armstrong said:
There is a long history of taking cattle from Texas to Kansas. We just wanted to honor the Chisolm trail.

Give it to us straight: Is Bevo gonna die?

Used 2 B Hu · Nov 20, 2018

Because if he is...dibs on the brisket

Lance Armstrong · Nov 21, 2018

Used 2 B Hu said:
Give it to us straight: Is Bevo gonna die?

no, this Bevo is young and will probably be around a long time. Plus if you're not from Texas you'd probably ruin the brisket anyway.

Used 2 B Hu · Nov 21, 2018

Lance Armstrong said:
no, this Bevo is young and will probably be around a long time. Plus if you're not from Texas you'd probably ruin the brisket anyway.

Y'all learned how to fix them briskets from somebody else

Wishbone · Nov 21, 2018

Bevo has mad cow disease.

Sgt Brutus · Nov 21, 2018

Rivalry week shenanigans

Used 2 B Hu · Nov 21, 2018

Wishbone said:
Bevo has mad cow disease.

Ehhh...still wood dry rub dat brisket

Reminds me though, of the heyday of MCD. I heard a story once from a herder, he said two of his cows were out talking next to the fence. One said to the other, "Say, whaddyou think about all this mad cow disease business?"

And the second cow replied, "What do I care? I'm a helicopter."

Wheat · Nov 21, 2018

Wishbone said:
Bevo has mad cow disease.

tick fever....

BoomerNTX · Nov 21, 2018

Last time Texas played @ Kansas(2016). Good times...

GoldRusher · Nov 21, 2018

Bring him to Morgantown anytime but just remember, if a live round ACCIDENTALLY gets loaded into the musket and ACCIDENTALLY kills him then its BBQ for everyone , deal?

Lance Armstrong · Nov 21, 2018

GoldRusher said:
Bring him to Morgantown anytime but just remember, if a live round ACCIDENTALLY gets loaded into the musket and ACCIDENTALLY kills him then its BBQ for everyone , deal?

you guys only know how to grill possum in west Virginia.

Lance Armstrong · Nov 21, 2018

Chewbaccer said:
That gay ass cow should have been turned into steaks a long time ago.

calm down your mascot is a puppy, same as Mississippi state. So original.

Deep Creek · Nov 21, 2018

Lance Armstrong said:
There is a long history of taking cattle from Texas to Kansas. We just wanted to honor the Chisolm trail.

Well done, LA. Well done. :suds:

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