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I'm getting married in May so I'm cutting out that kinda stuff for now so I can look presentable by then, but the morning after the reception, I'm fucking myself up with some pecan waffles and smothered/covered/chunked/peppered hash browns.


Ohio allows gay marriages now? Congrats.
 

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I'm getting married in May so I'm cutting out that kinda stuff for now so I can look presentable by then, but the morning after the reception, I'm fucking myself up with some pecan waffles and smothered/covered/chunked/peppered hash browns.

For the love of God don't do it man!
 

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at least my fat ass can go there and get a triple order of hashbrowns when i want and not have to go trekking through the Yukon to shoot a fucking moose for breakfast
There is 15 of these within 10 minutes of my house and I would rather eat the moose, raw and been dead 3 days!
 

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There is 15 of these within 10 minutes of my house and I would rather eat the moose, raw and been dead 3 days!
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Have you seen what they do to hashbrowns?!?! Who the hell does that?! Should be a friggen crime!
It's the one and only place in the world where American cheese tastes good. What they do to hashbrowns is just spectacular.
 

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For all those who know, I will go the Texan for a bar closing breakfast long before I step foot into a waffle house!
 

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oh, and true story. So, there I was, pretty good and drunk in a waffle house in Columbus, GA outside of Ft. Benning. It was like 2008. My buddy and I gonna get some breakfast after a night of partying. The waffle house I am in is not even a yr old. We get our food and start to eat and I watch either a large rat or small possum run from the back room towards the bathrooms.

Thinking, I am drunk it must be a figment of imagination I look up and my buddy is frozen with a fork of food near mouth and after giving him the "what?" He says, "Am I that drunk or did I just see a sewer rat run across the floor. Then we hear a scream in the back, with which we knew was our cue to leave. Never been in a waffle house since. Was not awful crazy about em before that anyway
 
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