Country roooaaa... oh my god!

Across The Field · Oct 15, 2018

BoiseStateFan27 said:
He's married??

Has kids??

and somehow does this?

Disgusting....

You talking about the football player being a pedo or AlaskaGuy taking a dig at Waffle House? Either way, you're right.

Across The Field · Oct 15, 2018

Camfantasy said:
at least my fat ass can go there and get a triple order of hashbrowns when i want and not have to go trekking through the Yukon to shoot a fucking moose for breakfast

I'm getting married in May so I'm cutting out that kinda stuff for now so I can look presentable by then, but the morning after the reception, I'm fucking myself up with some pecan waffles and smothered/covered/chunked/peppered hash browns.

BoiseStateFan27 · Oct 15, 2018

Across The Field said:
You talking about the football player being a pedo or AlaskaGuy taking a dig at Waffle House? Either way, you're right.

I agree, let's go with both

Camfantasy · Oct 15, 2018

Across The Field said:
I'm getting married in May so I'm cutting out that kinda stuff for now so I can look presentable by then, but the morning after the reception, I'm fucking myself up with some pecan waffles and smothered/covered/chunked/peppered hash browns.

shit.... that next day i would get about 2 orders of triple hashbrowns with all my favorite trimmings and bury my face in them like Tony Montana did his cocaine in Scarface.

AlaskaGuy · Oct 15, 2018

AlaskaGuy said:

I wonder how many pussies will lose their shit over that pic.

Camfantasy · Oct 15, 2018

AlaskaGuy said:
I wonder how many pussies will lose their shit over that pic.

when you have to fly women in from other countries to have sex with you then get arrested for beating them....you lose the right to call anyone a pussy

romeo212000 · Oct 15, 2018

Camfantasy said:
when you have to fly women in from other countries to have sex with you then get arrested for beating them....you lose the right to call anyone a pussy

Across The Field · Oct 15, 2018

AlaskaGuy said:
I wonder how many pussies will lose their shit over that pic.

Now listen here, I've never hit a woman, but you're really pushing it

ralphiewvu · Oct 15, 2018

I really hate that they put the calories on the menu.

Across The Field · Oct 15, 2018

ralphiewvu said:
I really hate that they put the calories on the menu.

Those are just jokes, they're foolin. Like "haha could you imagine?"

ralphiewvu · Oct 15, 2018

Across The Field said:
Those are just jokes, they're foolin. Like "haha could you imagine?"

If only. It’s not so funny when ya order something and realiz it’s worth 2 Days Calories by itself. But hell, it’s worth it.

Chewbaccer · Oct 15, 2018

Waffle House is an American treasure.

The main entree varies by visit, but them hashbrown are always a double order, scattered, smothered, covered and capped.

Chewbaccer · Oct 15, 2018

The dude in the OP is human garbage though. I get it, the closer the kin, the deeper in, but let em grow up first.

And fuck John Denver.

<I'd post the video of CHarlie Rich burning John Denver's CMA award, but the only one I can find is really long, and there's a lot of drunken rambling before the good part from Charlie>

Ojb81 · Oct 15, 2018

Across The Field said:
I'm getting married in May so I'm cutting out that kinda stuff for now so I can look presentable by then, but the morning after the reception, I'm fucking myself up with some pecan waffles and smothered/covered/chunked/peppered hash browns.

Those pecan waffles are so damn scrumptious

Rolltide94 · Oct 15, 2018

tnapucco said:
We, in the applied logic field, call that "spraying the planet for tool users".

LOL. that is good.

Rolltide94 · Oct 15, 2018

Across The Field said:
@AlaskaGuy

Just look at this mess of deliciousness, go pound sand you communist

I don't like mine diced, I'm more of a scattered, covered, smothered and chunked kinda guy.

broncosmitty · Oct 15, 2018

Leave Waffle House alone!

That's where my cousin and I went on our first date! - 90% of the Hoop

AlaskaGuy · Oct 15, 2018

broncosmitty said:
Leave Waffle House alone!

That's where my cousin and I went on our first date! - 90% of the Hoop

Chewbaccer · Oct 15, 2018

broncosmitty said:
Leave Waffle House alone!

That's where my cousin and I went on our first date! - 90% of the Hoop

Where else can you sit at the bar, watch your food be prepared(damn good food at that) and play Family Tradition 10 times in a row on the jukebox and have nobody complain?

broncosmitty · Oct 15, 2018

Chewbaccer said:
Where else can you sit at the bar, watch your food be prepared(damn good food at that) and play Family Tradition 10 times in a row on the jukebox and have nobody complain?

Everywhere within 50 miles of me that has a jukebox?

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