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Trudem

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Fournette already ruled out for Week 5 game against KC.
 

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I feel like this roto blurb needs to be translated, so I'll give it my best effort

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what this really means:
whiny little bitch at roto has Drake on a bunch of his teams, and thought he got a RB1/2 type in the 3rd round of his drafts, but instead, Drake sucks. Since Drake sucks, he's now blaming the coaches for not feeding him the ball, instead of just realizing that Drake is a RB3 at best, and not the golden goose he thought he was getting.

great site for consolidated news sources, but their commentary after the news blurb is typically garbage.

We all swing and miss buddy, no need to cry about it!
 

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I feel like this roto blurb needs to be translated, so I'll give it my best effort

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what this really means:
whiny little bitch at roto has Drake on a bunch of his teams, and thought he got a RB1/2 type in the 3rd round of his drafts, but instead, Drake sucks. Since Drake sucks, he's now blaming the coaches for not feeding him the ball, instead of just realizing that Drake is a RB3 at best, and not the golden goose he thought he was getting.

great site for consolidated news sources, but their commentary after the news blurb is typically garbage.

We all swing and miss buddy, no need to cry about it!
Lol, well I had minimal Drake stock in the various Dynasties, but I traded it all away pre rookie draft, or shortly thereafter, no regrets! I still think if given consistent touches, he'd be a decent if not solid RB2, but, he ain't, so he isn't.
 

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I feel like this roto blurb needs to be translated, so I'll give it my best effort

View attachment 188202

what this really means:
whiny little bitch at roto has Drake on a bunch of his teams, and thought he got a RB1/2 type in the 3rd round of his drafts, but instead, Drake sucks. Since Drake sucks, he's now blaming the coaches for not feeding him the ball, instead of just realizing that Drake is a RB3 at best, and not the golden goose he thought he was getting.

great site for consolidated news sources, but their commentary after the news blurb is typically garbage.

We all swing and miss buddy, no need to cry about it!
Monkey, your translation skills are a thing of beauty. Wanted to give you a "Winner" rating, but it was funny as well. And I agree, sometimes the Rotoworld commentary is bias and at times, even lazy (for lack of a better word).
 

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I feel like this roto blurb needs to be translated, so I'll give it my best effort

View attachment 188202

what this really means:
whiny little bitch at roto has Drake on a bunch of his teams, and thought he got a RB1/2 type in the 3rd round of his drafts, but instead, Drake sucks. Since Drake sucks, he's now blaming the coaches for not feeding him the ball, instead of just realizing that Drake is a RB3 at best, and not the golden goose he thought he was getting.

great site for consolidated news sources, but their commentary after the news blurb is typically garbage.

We all swing and miss buddy, no need to cry about it!
"B-b-but in the off-season"
 

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IME, the NBA rotoworld blurbs have been byfar the most incompetent and least professional, and usually the MLB and NFL updates that I see people complain usually don't register much by comparison. Among others, they basically slobbered over Blake Griffin his entire rookie year. They lack consistency depending on who is writing. A lack a grasp on basic math has caused them to constantly overreact in blurbs to small samples of a few games; this is especially egregious when it comes to FG shooting percentages. And pretty much NBA every blurb contains advice or implied advice. It's like they have an arrow pointing at their heads. So if a player gets assigned to the G-League for the 8th time that year it will finish with a sentence like "Player X has no business being owned in any serious fantasy basketball league."
 

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IME, the NBA rotoworld blurbs have been byfar the most incompetent and least professional, and usually the MLB and NFL updates that I see people complain usually don't register much by comparison. Among others, they basically slobbered over Blake Griffin his entire rookie year. They lack consistency depending on who is writing. A lack a grasp on basic math has caused them to constantly overreact in blurbs to small samples of a few games; this is especially egregious when it comes to FG shooting percentages. And pretty much NBA every blurb contains advice or implied advice. It's like they have an arrow pointing at their heads. So if a player gets assigned to the G-League for the 8th time that year it will finish with a sentence like "Player X has no business being owned in any serious fantasy basketball league."
Rotoworld does NBA? I thought they only covered the 2 real sports. Huh, imagine that
 

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I feel like this roto blurb needs to be translated, so I'll give it my best effort
what this really means:
whiny little bitch at roto has Drake on a bunch of his teams, and thought he got a RB1/2 type in the 3rd round of his drafts, but instead, Drake sucks. Since Drake sucks, he's now blaming the coaches for not feeding him the ball, instead of just realizing that Drake is a RB3 at best, and not the golden goose he thought he was getting.
great site for consolidated news sources, but their commentary after the news blurb is typically garbage.
We all swing and miss buddy, no need to cry about it!
Well, they are affiliated with NBC - think that pretty much guarantees commentaries that are garbage. ....
 

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Does wentz just not like Aggy? Freaking looking straight at him wide open with a good shot at the first down and says, “Fuck you.” And throws to a covered Jeffrey.
 

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Mason friggin Crosby left 15 fantasy points on the table....UGH
 

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Adam Thielen makes NFL history.

First player ever to have five straight 100 yard receiving games.
 
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