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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019)

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Excellent.

I've bee looking for Dogma for a while now and it never seems to get replayed on my cable channels.

Can't find it On Demand either.
 

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Ten years ago I would have been all over this. Nowadays I'm just ehh. Dogma was the last movie by Smith I thought was excellent. Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back didn't do that much for me and I found Jersey Girl enjoyable, but not great. But all of his comedies afterwards have been uneventful for me. Since he's been toking up his writing has slipped.
 

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Excellent.

I've bee looking for Dogma for a while now and it never seems to get replayed on my cable channels.

Can't find it On Demand either.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck
Noise noise noise
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise Noise Noise
Smokin weed, smokin weed
Doin' coke, drinkin beers
Drinkin beers, beers beers
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe
My jungle love
Oh e oh e oh
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what!

:10::lol:

Ten years ago I would have been all over this. Nowadays I'm just ehh. Dogma was the last movie by Smith I thought was excellent. Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back didn't do that much for me and I found Jersey Girl enjoyable, but not great. But all of his comedies afterwards have been uneventful for me. Since he's been toking up his writing has slipped.

Noise? I thought it was "noige" or some shit? lol

Used to sing this shit on job sites with some of my cronies

Written by god himself and passed down to the world's greatest band, Morris Day and the motherfuckin' Time.

Jay & Silent Bob were awesome. They are classic now.

However.......More to the point.....These two are pushing 50. How is that funny at those ages.
 

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Jay & Silent Bob were awesome. They are classic now.

However.......More to the point.....These two are pushing 50. How is that funny at those ages.
With how raunchy comedy has progressed over the years... seems like they will fit right in. Their movies were a little ahead of the game.
 

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I mean I know Jason Mewes is 45 but damn he looks old, drugs really do a crazy number on your skin. And Kevin Smith still looks weird as hell skinny.

As for the movie it looks god awful and horrendously bad, but I'll see it anyways as that's what I'm expecting.
 

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That looks like hot garbage, but I will watch it quickly when it gets to home viewing.

And yes, Smith looks horrible skinny. Drew Carrey as well. How selfish are these guys? Placing their health above my desire to see them fat and funny? Bastards.
 

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jesus, Mewes looks horrible.

 

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Sooooo....ok. I’ll watch it at some point. It looks like a glorified pile of dog flop with everyone that’s ever been in a Smith movie. But I bet I’ll laugh my ass off a few times.

While I’m not mad Smith lost weight and saved his life....it is weird to see skinny Silent Bob. The plus is that Skeltor is next to him all the time to distract the eye.
 

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Those characters were pretty great when played by 30 years old dudes... Now it's kind of like the Dumb and Dumber sequel... Just sad.
 

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OK so I just got back from a special screening and I will admit the movie was a lot better than I was expecting. I saw the trailer and thought it was gonna be hot garbage but the movie actually hit on a lot more jokes then I thought they would.

Main thing to note is the movie is basically filled with nothing but cameos, references, and meta in-jokes, but if that’s what you’re looking for it’s a pretty good time.

The plot is practically the same as the first one but I think there’s enough jokes and entertainment value that it’s not a waste, it’s not the first one but it’s good.
 
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