Game Thread: Someone's stowing away in the 'Nucks luggage and going home (please be Torts) VAN at CBJ Thread

[forty_three]

Canucks have already announced that Jacob Markstrom gets the start, primarily because The Miller is visiting former lepers in the community.

As for Torts, he is not seeking any "revenge" on the Canucks:
Blue Jackets | Tortorella: Winning, not revenge, on his mind

Which makes sense. That's like the USA seeking revenge on Hiroshima for wasting one of our bombs.

Jackets lines look to be:
Hartnell - Dubi - Saad
Jenner - Joey - Foligno
Calvert - Karlsson - Atkinson
Wennberg - Campbell - Boll

Johnson - Savard
Tyutin - Murray
Goloubef - Connauton

Bob

I believe that lineup was created by Esther Dorman of Lima, Ohio after winning a contest at Kroger. Because no one who has ever watched Jackets hockey would legitimately set that lineup on purpose.

Derek "meathead" Dorsett and Jared "Kronk no like fire" Boll are scheduled for their first fight within the first five minutes, regardless of situation.

 

[dash]

How much trash talk will Burrows direct Jack Johnson's way tonight?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

How much trash talk will Burrows direct Jack Johnson's way tonight?

Probably call him Bubble Toes then turn him Upside Down while claiming to be Good People.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

How much trash talk will Burrows direct Jack Johnson's way tonight?

"Hey Johnson ... your dad embezzled money from you to pay me to have sex with your mom"

/ SHAME!

 

[dash]

"Hey Johnson ... your dad embezzled money from you to pay me to have sex with your mom"

/ SHAME!

Oh yeah...Well the jerk store called and they're running out of you.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Oh yeah...Well the jerk store called and they're running out of you.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

hansen with the twins
horvat, vrbata, higgins

goofy!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Virtanen and Tanev game time decision

 

[forty_three]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNE

The Jackets would be incredible if they could play on the power play the whole game.

 

[forty_three]

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

I wonder why no one has invented a way to keep opposing forwards from standing alone in front of the goal.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

looked very very bad

 

[jstewismybastardson]

And hes back on the bench after his cleaving

 

[forty_three]

looked very very bad

What? I missed it.

Been running back and forth to the kitchen making my dinner. Hope he's okay.


Jackets broadcast talked to him. He actually still lives in Columbus in the offseason, which I didn't know.

Dorsett for Johansen E4.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

Yikes. I saw that play. No idea he'd been hit in the chops. Jackets broadcast didn't mention it.

 

[davnlaguna]

Go Jackets

 

[forty_three]

Shots in the second: CBJ 22 VAN 7

Jacob Markstom is HUGE.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

John shannon: "Saad ... I havent noticed him"

Game leading 6 shots

Sportsnet

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Foundation guy

 

[jstewismybastardson]

4 point night for hansen ? Goofy !