Coffee Talk: I Should Have Had a V-8

[mattola]

Eight people were injured in what officials are describing an antisemitic attack in Boulder, Colorado. The suspect in custody, identified as 45-year-old Mohamed Sabry Soliman, allegedly used a makeshift flamethrower and threw an incendiary device into the crowd. He also yelled “Free Palestine,” according to the FBI.

im going to guess rather than actually trying to make things better Trump will just blame Biden on some wild Tangent and use it to deport more people without due process

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

im going to guess rather than actually trying to make things better Trump will just blame Biden on some wild Tangent and use it to deport more people without due process

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Bullseye!!

 

[mattola]

Bullseye!!

i didnt even look to see if he did. I just knew. holy shit. Anti America.... yeah this was an attack on America Donald... fucking idiot

 

[forty_three]

Bullseye!!

"Acts of terrorism will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law" eh?

 

[thedddd]

Seriously can’t make this shit up.

 

[puckhead]

It begins

 

[forty_three]

OMFG

FEMA boss didn't know us had a hurricane season: Report

FEMA chief David Richardson baffled staff by appearing unaware of US hurricane season during a briefing, raising concerns about his preparedness and leadership.

www.newsweek.com

OH MY FUCKING GOD

 

[mooger_35]

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Missing quotes around accidentally

 

[dash]

Missing quotes around accidentally

Exactly - Anybody can fall down a flight of stairs, how do you accidentally fall out of a window?

 

[thedddd]

This guy is very good.


And for a good laugh this is one of the comments.

 

[thedddd]

Yer another, seriously can’t make this shit up.

 

[Loco2]

Yer another, seriously can’t make this shit up.

States only control airspace up to 1,000 feet so this law is as irrelevant as it is stupid. The federal government controls all commercial and military airspace above that (ie - basically all air traffic).

 

[Loco2]

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Why is the fixer Vlad is hiring for this stuff so obsessed with falling deaths?

Drowning, drug overdose, food poisoning, exposure in the wilderness, heart attack… I mean, there are other ways to go with this. It’s obviously messed up but the real crime is the lack of creativity here.

 

[forty_three]

Yer another, seriously can’t make this shit up.

Next they should ban mind control nanobots, Jewish space lasers and water that turns frogs gay. Get rid of ALL the stuff that doesn't exist.


Although it will be fun to watch them try to prosecute airlines for disobeying their "law".

 

[thedddd]

States only control airspace up to 1,000 feet so this law is as irrelevant as it is stupid. The federal government controls all commercial and military airspace above that (ie - basically all air traffic).

So true and while they are at they should just ban unicorns, dragons, jesus, bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster.

 

[thedddd]

Next they should ban mind control nanobots, Jewish space lasers and water that turns frogs gay. Get rid of ALL the stuff that doesn't exist.


Although it will be fun to watch them try to prosecute airlines for disobeying their "law".

Oh yeah.

State Prosecutor: You broke the law. I saw a trail of vapor which is a chemtrail in the sky.
Airline: Prove it.
State: ......
Airline: Ok we will explain this is just a contrail which is just water vapor.
State: I don't believe you.
Airline: Ok if this is some big government conspiracy wouldn't you be in on it?
State: case dismissed

 

[thedddd]

 

[forty_three]

God damn, Ukrainians

Crimea bridge hit by explosion

Ukraine's SBU revealed its special underwater operation and posted a video of the blast.

www.newsweek.com

Got the bomb underwater and damaged a primary supply route for Russia. Caught Russia so unaware that all they (Russia) can say is "No, no. Wasn't underwater bomb. Was truck." Like "We missed what they were doing, so we better say it was this OTHER way that we didn't catch them doing"

 

[thedddd]