OT - I'm bored

[naslundfan19]

Let the anvils ring!

 

[ritari330]

BTW, does anybody know when How To Train Your Dragon comes out on DVD? I never saw it in the theater.

google it!

 

[Darkstone42]

Royals get 4 in the 8th and it's 6-3. Not that I'm surprised.

I'm glad we can empathize with each other in our baseball fandom.

 

[flyersfan4706]

Well I violently suggest the movie Orange County to anyone on this board. It is humorous but still has a good story. Nothing over the top.

 

[naslundfan19]

google it!

I have. Unless I'm looking in the wrong places, I can't find anything!

 

[Darkstone42]

Well I violently suggest the movie Orange County to anyone on this board. It is humorous but still has a good story. Nothing over the top.

Violently?

 

[flyersfan4706]

I have. Unless I'm looking in the wrong places, I can't find anything!

The movie Orange County is on DVD right now. :p

 

[ritari330]

I have. Unless I'm looking in the wrong places, I can't find anything!

October 2010

 

[flyersfan4706]

Violently?

Darkstone I am feeling like you are on of those "Chuck Norris" guys.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[IPostedWhat]

July 27th, 2010

 

[Darkstone42]

Darkstone I am feeling like you are on of those "Chuck Norris" guys.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

No. I'm not one of those "Chuck Norris" guys. Unlike the real Chuck Norris, I did not roundhouse kick my way out of my mother's womb.

 

[naslundfan19]

October 2010

Thanks. Did you see it? Was it good?

 

[ritari330]

Thanks. Did you see it? Was it good?

no I didn't see it

 

[flyersfan4706]

No. I'm not one of those "Chuck Norris" guys. Unlike the real Chuck Norris, I did not roundhouse kick my way out of my mother's womb.

I have a Norris question for you. Say Chuck Norris was cloned. If him and his clone fought who would win?

 

[Darkstone42]

Nas, I've been on your profile page like forty times the last couple days just from missing the link to get into the thread. Just so you know.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Chuck's kryptonite is an oar.

 

[scottflyers88]

i heard the norris trophy was named after chuck norris.

 

[flyersfan4706]

LOL! This has to be the funniest night ever!

 

[Darkstone42]

I have a Norris question for you. Say Chuck Norris was cloned. If him and his clone fought who would win?

If this is a real joke, I haven't heard it, but my best guess is that one of three things would be the case.

1. The original Chuck Norris would win, as the original is always better. This is evidenced by comparing the original and remakes of such movies as The Wickerman and Twelve Angry Men.

2. The situation is impossible as Chuck Norris could not be cloned. His skin is too tough to get the DNA from there, and he certainly doesn't bleed. His saliva would burn straight through the swab. Cloning would be impossible.

3. Since Chuck Norris cannot lose, and since he must win, and since both Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris are Chuck Norris, neither could lose and both would have to win, creating a paradox that would effectively tear the space-time continuum, ending all existence and reality. All, that is, except Chuck Norris.

 

[IPostedWhat]

If I ever get my home computer to work again, I'll post my Sidney Crosby facts that I came up with after his rookie season.