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[moxie]

FUCK! YOU'RE the one who told him?!?!

Cot dammit...I was having SO MUCH FUN with that shit. Tards were melting the fuck down because, "Hey, I KNOW I bullshitted you...this is fucking bullshit, that my bullshits are disappearing!" and then they'd cry to a mod and get banned for crying.

@moxie , be sure to thank the slinkster on your way out

I'm not surprised.

Also, I'm pretty sure he was in a tizzy about being an asshole because he thought he was a dick but then couldn't change it so was all, "Yeah, man! I'm totally an asshole! That's what I've always wanted to be anyway so I'm glad you put it in my signature! I was *just* about to change it to that, seriously!!"

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Couldn't you have just offered to cup his balls or some shit?

Didn't work. My hands aren't very soft.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I'm not surprised.

Also, I'm pretty sure he was in a tizzy about being an asshole because he thought he was a dick but then couldn't change it so was all, "Yeah, man! I'm totally an asshole! That's what I've always wanted to be anyway so I'm glad you put it in my signature! I was *just* about to change it to that, seriously!!"

Speaking of dicks, do you ever experience bruising on yours when you un-tape it from your leg?

 

[moxie]

Didn't work. My hands aren't very soft.

But your pretty mouth is, you stupid son of a bitch.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

OH HO HO

We got arsells a CATFIGHT

 

[moxie]

Speaking of dicks, do you ever experience bruising on yours when you un-tape it from your leg?

WTF? It's completely detachable, goofball. I plug it into a usb port to charge it. I don't have to tape anything.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

WTF? It's completely detachable, goofball. I plug it into a usb port to charge it. I don't have to tape anything.

That's your butt plug, dipshit.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

But your pretty mouth is, you stupid son of a bitch.

Yeah, but I've got a lazy eye and I'm never sure where it's gonna be pointing, so it can be perilous trying to avoid eye contact.

 

[moxie]

That's your butt plug, dipshit.

Your butt plug is rechargeable? I've never even heard of that, pervert.

 

[batchaps4me]

Speaking of dicks, do you ever experience bruising on yours when you un-tape it from your leg?

switch to Velcro straps … you are welcome

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

 

[batchaps4me]

Your butt plug is rechargeable? I've never even heard of that, pervert.

From the WTF News thread:


Amazon Alexa can now control your vibrator - but you'll need one thing to do it

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

From the WTF News thread:


Amazon Alexa can now control your vibrator - but you'll need one thing to do it

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

pervert

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

From the WTF News thread:


Amazon Alexa can now control your vibrator - but you'll need one thing to do it

I didn't know about Alexa, and I'm not sure I'm impressed, but the bluetooth to vibrator is not new.

 

[tnapucco]

I spent some time with a hot chick today, and took quite a few photos of her. She had a big rack and was scantily clad, looked great in the photos.

TRANSLATION:
I work in the morgue.

Some fat old broad that burned to death in a house fire is up on the slab.

I get off on that shit, so I took tons of pics of that crispy hunk of hog while rubbing one out.

 

[moxie]

Well, given your predilection for butt stuff, at least I know that the "I'm an asshole" sig was done in good faith.





I sure do miss @HammerDown . So spot on with his first impressions.

 

[moxie]

I didn't know about Alexa, and I'm not sure I'm impressed, but the bluetooth to vibrator is not new.

"Alexa, reduce the speed on Slinky's buttplug."



Maybe you'll calm the fuck down now.

 

[handicappers]

Cuppin balls and butt plugs

This thread is heading in the right direction

 

[tnapucco]

did you take the time and think that upall on your own?

Oh heavens no.

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