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averagejoe

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We have some creative minds here.
I want to have some fun with this.
Josh Gordon facing a lifetime ban and Martavis Bryant booted a week or so.
Maybe Josh and Martavis can start a cannabis league? They can have franchises in the states where pot is legal. Think of the clever division names and team names they can have.
Team names.
Division names.
Rule changes?
Catch-phrases.

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averagejoe

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Trudem

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We have some creative minds here.
I want to have some fun with this.
Josh Gordon facing a lifetime ban and Martavis Bryant booted a week or so.
Team names.
Division names.
Rule changes?
Catch-phrases.

Go.
Randy Gregory isnt far behind. I think there has to be a Texas division between Ricky Williams and Josh Gordon they have great coverage of football fan generations.
 

SJ76

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League where players have to get really stoned before and at halftime of a game? Hilarious


I can just see the kicker going to attempt a game-winning field goal and the coach calls a timeout. The kicker goes the sideline and takes a bong rip and goes back out To try and execute
 

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Deflate gate has a total other meaning
 

SmokingMonkey

MLS....come to STL!!!
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Green Bay Bowl Packers (similar team name so fan base only has to remember 1, it works)
Las Vegas FBI Raiders
Buffalo Soldiers (had to have at least 1 Marley reference)
Seattle Smugglers
Cleveland Greens
Tampa Bay Buccs (that one still fits)
Carolina Pan-Handlers (Riverboat Ron still the HC)
Indy Colt 45s (too easy)
San Francisco Citizens (also too easy)
Denver Deadheads
Pittsburgh Parrotheads
Jacksonville Jam bands
 

Trudem

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Green Bay Bowl Packers (similar team name so fan base only has to remember 1, it works)
Las Vegas FBI Raiders
Buffalo Soldiers (had to have at least 1 Marley reference)
Seattle Smugglers
Cleveland Greens
Tampa Bay Buccs (that one still fits)
Carolina Pan-Handlers (Riverboat Ron still the HC)
Indy Colt 45s (too easy)
San Francisco Citizens (also too easy)
Denver Deadheads
Pittsburgh Parrotheads
Jacksonville Jam bands
no reference to phillies?

Miami Phillies - hits on Cuban population and the copious amounts of green down there
 

molsaniceman

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celebrate with the trophy:suds:

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2 Divisions.... Cheech and Chong
 

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I'm drafting Lemon Meringue.
 

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We have some creative minds here.
I want to have some fun with this.
Josh Gordon facing a lifetime ban and Martavis Bryant booted a week or so.
Team names.
Division names.
Rule changes?
Catch-phrases.

Go.

THC Division

Washington Red Eyes
Denver Chronicos
New England Pasties
Las Vegas Reefers

CBD Division

Philadelphia Edibles
Houston Oilers
Buffalo Pills
San Diego Vape Chargers

Sativa Division

Los Angeles Grams
San Francisco 420ers
Jacksonville Zig Zags
Atlanta Filters

Indica Division

Detroit Lights
New Orleans Sessions
Seattle Sea Bongs
Minnesota Pipings
 

molsaniceman

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WE GOT PLAYA/PUSHER

Ex-Titans and Eagles WR Dorial Green-Beckham was arrested with a "pound of marijuana" in Springfield, Mo. early Thursday morning.

It's unclear what, if anything, Green-Beckham will be charged with. He was apparently at a home during a drug raid and fled. DGB was caught with the pound of marijuana, while a further seven were found at the residence. Still only 25, the former mega high school recruit and second-round pick appears done with the NFL.

 

averagejoe

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THC Division

Washington Red Eyes
Denver Chronicos
New England Pasties
Las Vegas Reefers

CBD Division

Philadelphia Edibles
Houston Oilers
Buffalo Pills
San Diego Vape Chargers

Sativa Division

Los Angeles Grams
San Francisco 420ers
Jacksonville Zig Zags
Atlanta Filters

Indica Division

Detroit Lights
New Orleans Sessions
Seattle Sea Bongs
Minnesota Pipings
TKO, you missed your calling.
Can tell you thought about this a lot.

Heard Snoop Dogg wants a franchise.
 

TKOSpikes

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TKO, you missed your calling.
Can tell you thought about this a lot.

Heard Snoop Dogg wants a franchise.

Red Eyes came quickly... the rest bloomed in fine order
 

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Halftime for games start at 4:20pm SHARP!
 

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Is Justin Blackmon still in shape?
 

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Dibs on this guy for a mascot:

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They would never be able to play in a dome on the account of “hazey” field conditions!!

Imagine what their “Super Bowl” would be like!
 
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