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Also knowing how cheap the dipshit is, he'll likely be representing himself.

What could possibly go wrong?

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Thomas Chabot leads all NHL defensemen in scoring.

He's been unreal.

And even with him playing out of his mind and Lajoie somehow making a big step (although struggled lately) this is still possibly the worst blueline in the NHL in the last 5 years. How could Melnyk and his stooge Dorion not have seen that coming?

Imagine Chabot was going through some kind of sophomore slump?? Oy vey.
 

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So the Captain decided when the team practiced?

And this year several members of the team got caught in an Uber mocking the whole coaching staff?



Yeah, I am sure Karlsson was the problem. :crazy:





So, like seriously, is "the Athletic" like the National Enquirer of hockey? Jesus, what a bunch of shit comes out of there.
 

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So the Captain decided when the team practiced?

And this year several members of the team got caught in an Uber mocking the whole coaching staff?



Yeah, I am sure Karlsson was the problem. :crazy:





So, like seriously, is "the Athletic" like the National Enquirer of hockey? Jesus, what a bunch of shit comes out of there.

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So the Captain decided when the team practiced?

And this year several members of the team got caught in an Uber mocking the whole coaching staff?



Yeah, I am sure Karlsson was the problem. :crazy:





So, like seriously, is "the Athletic" like the National Enquirer of hockey? Jesus, what a bunch of shit comes out of there.

But seriously. If EK wanted a maintenance day he would have been allowed them, obviously.

I can't see an NHL coach (even Boucher) saying "EK wants a day off so let's all just shut it down. Who'd up for some Fortnite?"
 

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The Sens just acquired Justin Falk!!!!

 

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EK65 started his press conference in Ottawa with the line "The time is nigh".

lol.

I hope the cheers for him are deafening.

Edit: Whole press conference:
 

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Plus side: he may have to offer up the Sens as settlement?

Exactly what I was thinking.

It'll likely hurt the team short but the losses are piling up for this idiot. Even with his ego he's gonna have to bail unless he starts doing something right.

He was handed a great hand with a once in a lifetime opportunity, on a platter, and he's somehow turned it into a potential $1B loss.
 

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Ottawa's other sports franchise is pretty much the anti-Melnyk.

 
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