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Bryce Harper to sign with Phillies for $400 billion gagillion dollars

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The Phillies are the most desperate team to land a star, and with Machado wanting to go to the New York Yankees, and the Yankees having the greatest need for him, Philadelphia is the logical destination for Harper.


How do the Yankees have the greatest need for Machado?

:bullshit:
 

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The Phillies are the most desperate team to land a star, and with Machado wanting to go to the New York Yankees, and the Yankees having the greatest need for him, Philadelphia is the logical destination for Harper.


How do the Yankees have the greatest need for Machado?

:bullshit:
i have no idea. but the way he casually laughed at fanning in big moments in the series, i wouldnt want him at all.
no heart.
 

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i have no idea. but the way he casually laughed at fanning in big moments in the series, i wouldnt want him at all.
no heart.


He's talented as hell, and only getting better, but I know he'd get on my last nerve as a Yankee.

I think he eventually signs in Philly, and I think Harper will be a Dodger.
 

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i have no idea. but the way he casually laughed at fanning in big moments in the series, i wouldnt want him at all.
no heart.

I love the idea of Machado signing with the Yankees. For a bazillion dollars.
 

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I know the Phillies rumors have been out there forever but I always thought Bryce wanted to be the BIG time dude in a big time place. The Phillies even when they are good just seem meh. Harper seems more like a NY-Chicago-LA type of douchebag.
 

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I know the Phillies rumors have been out there forever but I always thought Bryce wanted to be the BIG time dude in a big time place. The Phillies even when they are good just seem meh. Harper seems more like a NY-Chicago-LA type of douchebag.

I was thinking Arizona.
 

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I know the Phillies rumors have been out there forever but I always thought Bryce wanted to be the BIG time dude in a big time place. The Phillies even when they are good just seem meh. Harper seems more like a NY-Chicago-LA type of douchebag.
harper/machado/pugsly oh my:suds:
 

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I love the idea of Machado signing with the Yankees. For a bazillion dollars.
I hope he goes to STL just because the BIFBers will have a complete meltdown.
 

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This is NOT difficult. Harper signs with Dodgers. Babes, drugs, Hollywood, TV, city rivalry with Trout. An hour and half, by plane, to Vegas.
$400 mil contract, but he is dead or out of baseball before he is 33. (Back in Vegas living with a thick-thighed ex chorus girl - having blown all his cash on drugs and failed movie ventures trying to be the next Rock)
 

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This is NOT difficult. Harper signs with Dodgers. Babes, drugs, Hollywood, TV, city rivalry with Trout. An hour and half, by plane, to Vegas.
$400 mil contract, but he is dead or out of baseball before he is 33. (Back in Vegas living with a thick-thighed ex chorus girl - having blown all his cash on drugs and failed movie ventures trying to be the next Rock)
You make him sound like a WSU or Texas A&M quarterback.
 

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He's talented as hell, and only getting better, but I know he'd get on my last nerve as a Yankee.
I think he eventually signs in Philly, and I think Harper will be a Dodger.
Harper has some really bad history with the RF wall in Dodger Stadium.

Like Deontay Wilder beating up Charlie Zelenoff bad....
 
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