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Okay, it's decided. This is what I'm going to do this year instead of weekly game previews. I'm just going to laugh at Big Sky football because honestly, it's only Thursday of week one and some of this shit is hilarious.

Idaho will not be spared as I'm expecting them to be one of the most laugh-worthy teams this year. Let's get started.
 

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LMAO @ "Preseason Top Ten" Weber State getting beaten like a woman who talked out of turn against Utah.

This is pathetic.

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Look at that shit. Out gained 10-1 AND Utah turned the ball over 4 times. Jesus fucking Christ that's shitty. Idaho lost 70-0 to Arizona with logos on their shit holes 10 years ago and it wasn't this bad. The score was worse, but that's because Nate Enderle did everybody the decency of throwing a bunch of pics to make things exciting. Weber State's QB didn't even do that. Just just threw the ball in the dirt all game. I mean really, just looking at those stats makes me want to bunch a baby.

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Maybe Mason Petrino isn't the worst QB in the Big Sky after all. My grandma could pass for more than 13 yards.

I give Weber State 4 LOLs out of 5.
 

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LOL at Montana State. They won at least, but their passing game is non-existent for the third year in a row. I think. Maybe it was okay two years back but I can't check the stats on ESPN because they aren't available because nobody gives a shit about the Big Sky.

To be fair, MSU should NOT have won. They got dominated in TOP and didn't even get 100 yards through the air.

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That's a shit game by any standard, but it's good enough to win an FCS football game. LOL.

Montana State gets 3 LOLs out of 5.
 

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Already LOLing at Idaho's epically bad offense. These pieces of shit will be lucky to score at all this game.
 

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LMAO, at three drives with no completions, negative yardage, and 2 fumbles with one lost. I'll look at the box score later to laugh more, but I can't watch this fucking garbage anymore.
 

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I lied, still watching. LMAO at Idaho for letting Mason Petrino take any snaps at QB. Richardson needs work but he doesn't look like complete dogshit.
 

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LMAO, at three drives with no completions, negative yardage, and 2 fumbles with one lost. I'll look at the box score later to laugh more, but I can't watch this fucking garbage anymore.
I stopped watching after that 3rd drive. I knew it would be bad but DAMN...
 

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I stopped watching after that 3rd drive. I knew it would be bad but DAMN...
You missed the most LOL worthy moment. 2 blocked FGs returned for TDs. It was like watching a Pop Warner team.
 

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You missed the most LOL worthy moment. 2 blocked FGs returned for TDs. It was like watching a Pop Warner team.
That's gotta be some sort of NCAA record, right?
 

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That's gotta be some sort of NCAA record, right?

The two blocked FGs? IDK.

But they were both returned by the same guy so I think that's probably a record.
 

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There isn't really anything more LOL worthy than Idaho's performance against Western Fucking New Mexico this week.

Scoreboard looks good, game was a shit show.

Idaho might very well be the worst team in the Big Sky and it's not due to lack of talent (well, other than at QB).
 

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There isn't really anything more LOL worthy than Idaho's performance against Western Fucking New Mexico this week.

Scoreboard looks good, game was a shit show.

Idaho might very well be the worst team in the Big Sky and it's not due to lack of talent (well, other than at QB).
Missed the game entirely. But was happy when I saw they won. Never heard of WNM lol
 

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Missed the game entirely. But was happy when I saw they won. Never heard of WNM lol
Mark Schlereth called the Seahawks game today.

He mentioned going to Idaho and said they "won big yesterday". Dick Stockton asked who they played and Schlereth just laughed.
 

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SO...... UC Davis Aggies huh? 0-2 but averaging 37 points per game this year. Vandals are just north of 34pts per game thanks to an ass walloping on the world-renowned Western New Mexico Mustangs.

Any chance Mason stays injured this week & they start Richardson?
 

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SO...... UC Davis Aggies huh? 0-2 but averaging 37 points per game this year. Vandals are just north of 34pts per game thanks to an ass walloping on the world-renowned Western New Mexico Mustangs.

Any chance Mason stays injured this week & they start Richardson?

UC Davis is 2-1 on the year. Beat San Jose State on the road week 1 44-38 and it really wasn't that close. Week 2 they beat San Diego (non scholarship FCS Pioneer league team) 54-21. For reference San Diego also blew out Western New Mexico. USD didn't blow them out as bad as Idaho did, but they also didn't allow the game to ever get close. Idaho was actually losing at the end of the first quarter.

Then obviously last week the Aggies got killed by Stanford, but they put up a decent showing IMO. Idaho would have lost that game 80-6.

I'm 99.9% sure Mason is not injured. I think I saw the story you read that mentioned his injury, but i'm almost positive it was bad reporting. I had the misfortune of being in town for the WNMU game and Petrino was just rotating the QB's each series. No matter what happened it was Mason, Colton, Mason, Colton, etc. No idea who starts on Saturday.

I'm not sure it really matters though. The majority of Big Sky teams are putting up decent performances every single week against decent to really good competition while Idaho has looked like dogshit for two straight weeks. UC Davis is going to put up 40+ and I don't think Idaho's offense is capable of scoring much more than 20 against any D1 team.

Plus Dan Hawkins is coaching UC Davis and he has a bit of a winning streak against Idaho. I didn't think much of them before the season season but the Aggies look good.

I got 45-21 Aggies.
 

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UC Davis is 2-1 on the year. Beat San Jose State on the road week 1 44-38 and it really wasn't that close. Week 2 they beat San Diego (non scholarship FCS Pioneer league team) 54-21. For reference San Diego also blew out Western New Mexico. USD didn't blow them out as bad as Idaho did, but they also didn't allow the game to ever get close. Idaho was actually losing at the end of the first quarter.

Then obviously last week the Aggies got killed by Stanford, but they put up a decent showing IMO. Idaho would have lost that game 80-6.

I'm 99.9% sure Mason is not injured. I think I saw the story you read that mentioned his injury, but i'm almost positive it was bad reporting. I had the misfortune of being in town for the WNMU game and Petrino was just rotating the QB's each series. No matter what happened it was Mason, Colton, Mason, Colton, etc. No idea who starts on Saturday.

I'm not sure it really matters though. The majority of Big Sky teams are putting up decent performances every single week against decent to really good competition while Idaho has looked like dogshit for two straight weeks. UC Davis is going to put up 40+ and I don't think Idaho's offense is capable of scoring much more than 20 against any D1 team.

Plus Dan Hawkins is coaching UC Davis and he has a bit of a winning streak against Idaho. I didn't think much of them before the season season but the Aggies look good.

I got 45-21 Aggies.
Damn, what site was I lookin at? lol.

Yea I figured it would be a feeble attempt, but I was just hoping to hear that Mason was really injured. Wishful thinking I guess.
 

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Damn, what site was I lookin at? lol.

Yea I figured it would be a feeble attempt, but I was just hoping to hear that Mason was really injured. Wishful thinking I guess.

I've found it's a lot harder to get info/stats on FCS football on the major sites. I don't even think it's possible to get to team pages on ESPN through the ESPN site. It's faster to get there through google search.

You had their scoring average right so at least the site you were on must have just fucked up their record. IDK.
 

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Changed my mind. 56-10ish is going to be the final. Honestly glad that both streaming options either don't work or barley work so I'm not tempted to tune back into this shit show.

Fuck this team. Drop football and use the money for something useful. The most LOL worthy thing in the entire Big Sky conference is listening to the Idaho players and coach interviews where they talk as if this team has a shot to win another game this year.
 

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I got 45-21 Aggies.

Basically nailed it with the original prediction. You can thank garbage time for that I assume. Honestly stopped watching in the first quarter.
 
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