Zaschitniki/Zashchitniki (Guardians) (2017) (Russian Avengers / Fantastic Four)

[BusSport]

Trailers for Guardians (2017), upcoming Russian superhero movie, basically Russian Avengers / Fantastic Four:

Russian version of trailer with English subtitles:

 

[BusSport]

Dubbed English version of trailer:

 

[calsnowskier]

Trailers for Guardians (2017), upcoming Russian superhero movie, basically Russian Avengers / Fantastic Four:

Russian version of trailer with English subtitles:


Dubbed English version of trailer:

This is on Amazon. I am trying to watch it now. I probably won’t make it all the way through.

Wow, is this bad...

 

[BusSport]

This is on Amazon. I am trying to watch it now. I probably won’t make it all the way through.

Wow, is this bad...

Ha ha ha... the film is a total ripoff of Avengers and Fantastic Four, but I like this movie cuz it's just so entertaining. Giant bear with a machine gun!

If you manage to make it all the way through, the funny thing is that the movie even has a mid-credits scene to set up a sequel, but the movie is probably never going to get one, since it bombed not just internationally, but in Russia!

 

[calsnowskier]

Ha ha ha... the film is a total ripoff of Avengers and Fantastic Four, but I like this movie cuz it's just so entertaining. Giant bear with a machine gun!

If you manage to make it all the way through, the funny thing is that the movie even has a mid-credits scene to set up a sequel, but the movie is probably never going to get one, since it bombed not just internationally, but in Russia!

No, I didn’t make it. I turned it off as the baddy was taking to the “hero’s” in their cell.

 

[calsnowskier]

The invisible woman was pretty hawt, though...

 

[calsnowskier]

I know I didn’t finish it, but I just wanted to comment on this one aspect...

As they are introducing the woman, she tells everyone that one of her powers is that she has thermal control and can control the temp of every part of her body at all times. Not 10 minutes later, as they are storming the bad guys lair, she gets detected by someone wearing thermal glasses.

It wasn’t much past this point that I turned off the movie.