You know you're addicted to College Football when... 2017 Edition

[olympicoscar]

Anyone that dies and the family expects me to be there on a Saturday better buy a lot of perfume and cayenne pepper. It ain't happening.

 

[7Samurai13]

Anyone that dies and the family expects me to be there on a Saturday better buy a lot of perfume and cayenne pepper. It ain't happening.

And if the deceased doesn't understand, did they really know you?

 

[ktg8trgrl]

Anything above a 4-8 season should be a good season tbh

i guess it would be.. you just want to add the rest of the top 25 to your favorites list.. seems you have trouble with sticking to one

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Skipping two weddings and out of the spite for them scheduling them in the fall, they will get no gift. Fuck that shit.

I did the same thing I'm skipping a wedding too. If they schedule a wedding during college football season. And it's not on the 50 yard line during half time.It's their own damn fault

 

[olympicoscar]

And if the deceased doesn't understand, did they really know you?

Only my wife really knows me.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Thought I was the only one that noticed. Seen one on last night (I think) that was titled "Classic CFB games" and it was Clemson and South Carolina from last year ESPN is a complete joke now man...

The U played our entire season over the weekend, culminating with the Championship game this morning. IT WAS GLORIOUS!!

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

Season is almost here... time to get these started again!


You know you're addicted to College Football when... when your friends want you to hang with them, and you say "sure" but really end up skipping out and going on tHoop and watching College Football or College Football replays.
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Continue...

My anniversary is this week, so my wife got us some tickets this Saturday for some comedy thing in Ann Arbor + dinner and all I could think about is how I'm going to have to rush home to watch Stanford play Rice.....

 

[7Samurai13]

Only my wife really knows me.

Maybe that's because you are a grouch.

 

[olympicoscar]

Maybe that's because you are a grouch.

No just a private person.

 

[7Samurai13]

No just a private person.

Look at your name, then look at my avy, the reread my comment.

 

[olympicoscar]

Look at your name, then look at my avy, the reread my comment.

It's the same thing. I'm a private person. No Facebook, Twitter, texting, cellphones, blackberries, blueberries or strawberries.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

your wife wants it doggie style so that she can watch the game too.

 

[umichgradfan]

I keep watching Oklahoma Football Classics over and over and over again.

I do the same thing for Michigan's classic games.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

I like to spank it to cheerleader pr0n.

 

[batchaps4me]

When you plan to celebrate kickoff of the first game of the season, Upper Iowa vs Minnesota-Crookston!!!

 

[ktg8trgrl]

I made a new girl at work switch a shift with me so i could be OFF on 9/2

 

[BoiseStateFan27]

I do an entire thread every year where I do detailed previews of each team, now that's addiction!

 

[Justin Tyme]

The U played our entire season over the weekend, culminating with the Championship game this morning. IT WAS GLORIOUS!!

 

[trojanfan12]

When you only get 2 weekends a month off and this coming weekend is one of them and your friends ask if you wanna go out Saturday but you say no college football starts and this is the lineup
Oregon State at Colorado State
Portland State at BYU
Hawaii at Umass
South Florida at San Jose State
Stanford vs Rice in Australia

Pretty much this. I get most Saturdays off, but that's because I choose to have split days off during football season.

Have turned down 3 different offers to go do something this Saturday and shot them all down with "It's the first cfb Saturday. I will be cooking something in my smoker and spending the day in my recliner drinking and watching football."

 

[Olyduck]

Pretty much this. I get most Saturdays off, but that's because I choose to have split days off during football season.

Have turned down 3 different offers to go do something this Saturday and shot them all down with "It's the first cfb Saturday. I will be cooking something in my smoker and spending the day in my recliner drinking and watching football."

im hitting the growler fill spot on Friday night.