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Omar 382
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I was just walking back to my room from class (ok, a broad's dorm- I skipped class) when I happened upon an iPhone 5, sitting on a bench in front of my hall, completely dead. I looked around, yet nobody looked like they were searching for a phone. So I put it in my pocket and took it to my room where I figured I would charge it so that someone could use "Find my iPhone," or better yet, call it.
At approximately 21:00 tonight, a loud knock came on my door. I was half asleep from all the hard work I did in class (ok, hard stroking at the broad's dorm), but I went up to see what was all the ruckus. Lo and behold some Asian college dude, 3 RA's, and a police officer stood there, with the police officer saying: "We have reason to believe a stolen phone is in this room." Assuming they were good good-naturedly thanking me for picking up the phone so they could use Find my iPhone, I went to grab the phone and said: "Just keeping it warm for you guys" (which, admittedly, is not the best thing to say when a police officer thinks you actually stole a phone). The cop then asks me to walk with him, like I'm some fucking wiseguy, where he takes me to the student center and talks to me, and I have to basically blow him to convince him I didn't steal it so he doesn't take it any further.
WTF UD. As hinted at in my title- "That does it!" I am officially rescinding my application retroactively, and am now enrolling at Drexel University, my close second choice to begin with, to now continue my pursuit of knowledge at. UD, you know what you can do to yourself. A guy tries to do his RAOK for the day, and that's how you repay him? Ok, don't worry, you'll get yours. Drexel Dragons here I come motherfuckers!!!
At approximately 21:00 tonight, a loud knock came on my door. I was half asleep from all the hard work I did in class (ok, hard stroking at the broad's dorm), but I went up to see what was all the ruckus. Lo and behold some Asian college dude, 3 RA's, and a police officer stood there, with the police officer saying: "We have reason to believe a stolen phone is in this room." Assuming they were good good-naturedly thanking me for picking up the phone so they could use Find my iPhone, I went to grab the phone and said: "Just keeping it warm for you guys" (which, admittedly, is not the best thing to say when a police officer thinks you actually stole a phone). The cop then asks me to walk with him, like I'm some fucking wiseguy, where he takes me to the student center and talks to me, and I have to basically blow him to convince him I didn't steal it so he doesn't take it any further.
WTF UD. As hinted at in my title- "That does it!" I am officially rescinding my application retroactively, and am now enrolling at Drexel University, my close second choice to begin with, to now continue my pursuit of knowledge at. UD, you know what you can do to yourself. A guy tries to do his RAOK for the day, and that's how you repay him? Ok, don't worry, you'll get yours. Drexel Dragons here I come motherfuckers!!!