WTF Dairy Queen

[Omar 382]

I ordered a New York Cheesecake blizzard and you put like 8 real strawberries in it? Let me ask you something- have you lost your goddamned minds? People aren't getting off 95 to get your cheeseburgers. You're a second-class fast food option and a one-trick pony at that. Stop fucking around and put red dye 5 in my blizzard like AN ACTUAL FUCKING FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENT. By the way, when you order an actual fucking slice of cheesecake from a real New York establishment, the strawberry is on the side as an OPTIONAL part of the dessert. You put strawberries in the blizzard and forced fruit upon me. I guess I'll just hit the Roy Rogers across the street next time assholes

 

[Cedrique]

Finally, another useful thread. I was getting tired of all your statistical mumbo jumbo

 

[Omar 382]

Sorry to rant. It's just that if I had wanted strawberries, I would have gone to Acme. Fuck you DQ

 

[Dolemite censored]

Strawberries are delicious and healthy.

You should eat more of them.

 

[Omar 382]

Great, now DQ has infiltrated Sports SportsHoopla

 

[Cedrique]

Sorry to rant. It's just that if I had wanted strawberries, I would have gone to Acme. Fuck you DQ

No need to apologize. I respect your opinion on 2nd tier fast food restaurants. And if possible, I would like a review of the Roy Rogers dessert selection at some point.

 

[Omar 382]

No need to apologize. I respect your opinion on 2nd tier fast food restaurants. And if possible, I would like a review of the Roy Rogers dessert selection at some point.

Sorry, I'm so pissed off at DQ that it's ruined everything about fast food places. I'm branching out to cigarettes. Pall Mall Menthols will be the official inaugural review tomorrow afternoon.

 

[darken65]

Did you call 911 like the McDonalds' people do? It works out well I've heard.

 

[Cedrique]

Sorry, I'm so pissed off at DQ that it's ruined everything about fast food places. I'm branching out to cigarettes. Pall Mall Menthols will be the official inaugural review tomorrow afternoon.

I was going to say no one under 80 smokes Pall Malls, but I figure after a couple weeks of smoking those you'll look like you're 80 anyway, so what the hell. Go for it....

 

[handicappers]

Strawberries are delicious and healthy.

You should eat more of them.

Fat people don't eat fruit.

 

[jvett77]

DQ processed custard. Eewww. That's disgusting!