Wishing you all a safe and productive "The Dream is Over" week

[757Hokie83]

Ok... I love you guys and all...

BUT YOU'RE RUINING TDO WEEK!!!

"... run the table...", "... wondering what could have been...", "Winning"... WTF? We should be wallowing in self-pity... or work... or family obligations. These phrases sound like we have hope, and there's NO room for them in TDO week. Such ideas should be purged from your mind to allow a re-balancing of the chi.

The only scenarios in which these phrases/hope will be allowed to be reintroduced during the 2011 season -

1. Every team in the top-25 loses once... in most cases, twice.
2. We've won another game... the "run the table" scenario rarely happens. We haven't run many tables... ever (2010 being one somewhat notable and false example... yea, we ran the ACC table, but hard to say we really "ran the table" when we got Knocked-the-fuck-Out in the Bowl game)
   [*] The entire O-coaching staff is fired
3. Bud Foster starts coaching D AND O, hires Chuck Norris to call plays
4. Time travel is invented

Until a combination of three of the above events come to pass, please just enjoy TDO week. Thinking otherwise is like "The Dream just got kicked REALLY hard in balls, but might still be able to walk" Week or "The Dream is organizing a desperate 'Occupy the BCS' protest" Week or "The Dream and I are too drunk to remember last week" Week.

Your observation of these important guidelines is appreciated.

except shane...he can stay