Why is BYU such a dirty football team?

[TigerBait1971]

Is it the no sex allowed thing causing them to act out?

BYU Football Cheapshots: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzN6ljBpF54r4nodYTM-RAdSpSN1FhzKP

 

[7Samurai13]

Is it the no sex allowed thing causing them to act out?

BYU Football Cheapshots: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzN6ljBpF54r4nodYTM-RAdSpSN1FhzKP

How violent would you be if you weren't getting laid and weren't allowed to buff the bishop at 19-24 years old?

 

[TheDayMan]

Is it the no sex allowed thing causing them to act out?

Yes.

 

[963BUSC]

Is it the no sex allowed thing causing them to act out?

BYU Football Cheapshots: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzN6ljBpF54r4nodYTM-RAdSpSN1FhzKP

3/4 of them are 24 and Married with 2 children. I think its the lack of sleep over riding the continuous sex.

 

[UNA Lion]

3/4 of them are 24 and Married with 2 children. I think its the lack of sleep over riding the continuous sex.

Yep, and they have some after-life planets to populate, so pressure en such.

 

[7Samurai13]

3/4 of them are 24 and Married with 2 children. I think its the lack of sleep over riding the continuous sex.

But they are Mormon chicks so you know that isn't the same as the slutty coeds other teams are pulling in. They just "jelly"

 

[TigerBait1971]

I'm leaning towards magic underwear being really uncomfortable...

 

[7Samurai13]

I'm leaning towards magic underwear being really uncomfortable...

Let's Talk Lingerie

 

[blazer prophet]

 

[blazer prophet]

 

[Olyduck]

Is the whole team named Grayson Allen?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Fuckin' more mons.

Despite the fantastic conditions, I won't go back to Utah to ski because of their stupid ass liquor laws.

 

[huskers1217]

3/4 of them are 24 and have 3 wifes with 21 children. I think its the lack of sleep over riding the continuous sex and excessive nagging and bitching by the wives.

fify

 

[OregonDucks]

They aren't 24, they are 28.

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

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[Moab]

Fuckin' more mons.

Despite the fantastic conditions, I won't go back to Utah to ski because of their stupid ass liquor laws.

When was the last time you were there? They've changed some of them about 4 years ago...just sayin...

TB is right, it's those magic undies...they're f'ed up

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

When was the last time you were there? They've changed some of them about 4 years ago...just sayin...

It's been a while. Probably twelve years or more.

Skiing was good, but there are too many other places to go where I don't have to research how fucked the liquor laws are, so I'll just go somewhere else.

I'm sure the folks in Utah will be disappointed to hear that.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

When was the last time you were there? They've changed some of them about 4 years ago...just sayin...

TB is right, it's those magic undies...they're f'ed up

Do they still pour drinks behind curtains so that no impressionable youths get a glance of the devil's brew?

But really, I think Utah might be wising up a bit about booze. All the Mormons who don't like that just move to Idaho where the Mormon influence on the state board of education banned drinking at tailgating events. Pretty fucking gay.

 

[rmilia1]

Is it the no sex allowed thing causing them to act out?

BYU Football Cheapshots: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzN6ljBpF54r4nodYTM-RAdSpSN1FhzKP

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[Moab]

It's been a while. Probably twelve years or more.

Skiing was good, but there are too many other places to go where I don't have to research how fucked the liquor laws are, so I'll just go somewhere else.

I'm sure the folks in Utah will be disappointed to hear that.

I understand. No more clubs, they're now just bars. They do still have some lame stuff, no more than a shot and a beer in front of you at a time and the liquor is measured, by law. Still 3.2 beer unless otherwise stated.

Do they still pour drinks behind curtains so that no impressionable youths get a glance of the devil's brew?

But really, I think Utah might be wising up a bit about booze. All the Mormons who don't like that just move to Idaho where the Mormon influence on the state board of education banned drinking at tailgating events. Pretty fucking gay.

No more curtain, but as stated, it is or must be measured by law. They are wising up as there are no more "club" rules...they're now just a bar