Discussion in 'Sports Forum General Discussion' started by handicappers, Jan 11, 2017.
Another chick-flick that I went to see hoping I would score afterwards
Understandable. Probably a little too soon to put what you had just learned into practice.
5 o'clock, time to ROCK....my commute home...
Nothing can top this:
But you had to feel good about how much younger & healthier you looked compared to many of your classmates. I sure did last summer.
Chick flick? Now that's a stretch.
I don't usually laugh my ass off with chick flicks.
Whomever...in any position.
My hand with some Astroglide... trick is I do dishes beforehand (LITERALLY BEFOREHAND LOL) and then sit on my arm for 5 minutes to make it fall asleep.
Feels just like a vagina. Don't have to make up excuses to avoid her for the rest of the day, pillow talk, or whatever. Get to spend the extra.... eh I dunno, 3-5 hours doing what I want? Okay okay that's an exaggeration. Like an extra 2.9-4.8 hours doing what I want.
Tinder chicks are usually pretty easy to kick out... but I've had a couple challenging ones, and you've STILL gotta respect a shower. I'm a minimalist. That 20 minute shower some CHICK is taking is wasting me $1.50-2 in natural gas bills and then she wants something from the pantry like Ritz crackers or some shit. I mean it all totals up to like $10-20 which is BULLSHIT.
When was the last time a woman came OVER with a bottle of wine and ritz crackers/cheese? NEVER.
"you'll die alone!"
I'll die by the time I'm 45 because of my fucked liver, so who cares. And everyone dies alone.
Now I definitely understand someone will disagree with this... but that person is wrong, a complete douchebag, and likely is responsible for 9/11.
You spend too much time in the locker room observing men....
BT, how you holdin' up? I'm gonna need your help with a few things coming up in the next few weeks. Some real Handi/BT type shit.
Sorry man, but Shannon is gone.
I have not heard that song in 30 years.
That sounds about right.
Didn't go to my tenth (in fact I think they never really did one, just some people got together). My friend told me the organizer sent out a list of people they weren't able to get in contact with and I was on the list with pretty much everyone strung out on heroin or dead. So, I contacted the person just to say I wouldn't be able to make it.
I'm sure there's a point to it, but if people were still wanted to hang out or get in touch, there's much easier ways in this day and age.
I sat through A Walk to Remember, actually enjoyed the movie, and still got some.
Of course years later I dated a girl, sat through Grateful Dead songs for a while and never got any. The only plus is I eventually caught up with her ex before me and was like, yeah, we never did anything. He was with her for years and was like, yeah, neither did I. Felt bad for that dude. If nothing else, he at least liked that grateful dead shit.
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