Just curious. Let's just say that "hypothetically" last Friday my wife asked me to pick up some cleaner so I could clean out our trash cans since they stink like holy hell. No big deal. So I stopped at the hardware store on my way home from work and got the cleaner. She also asked that after I clean them if I wouldn't mind sweeping and hosing out the garage... So I turn onto our street and notice that both of our garage doors are wide open and it's apparent that nobody is home as her car is not there and thus no cars in the garage. Nice right? So I change clothes and head back to the garage where I begin the dirty work of cleaning the garbage cans and then begin to sweep out the garage. About 5 minutes into sweeping the garage and moving stuff out of the way so I can hose it down, I notice that my golf clubs aren't where they normally are. Before I panic, I go inside to search all the rooms and the storage rooms in the basement hoping that she had put them there for the winter. Nope! So basically my golf clubs were stolen out of my garage that was left wide open so it could air out with nobody home because it smelled. Hypothetically speaking, would this be an okay time to beat your wife?