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When is beating your significant other considered acceptable?

Discussion in 'Sports Forum General Discussion' started by Skerpokes, Oct 10, 2016.

  1. Skerpokes

    Skerpokes Well-Known Member

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    Just curious.

    Let's just say that "hypothetically" last Friday my wife asked me to pick up some cleaner so I could clean out our trash cans since they stink like holy hell. No big deal. So I stopped at the hardware store on my way home from work and got the cleaner. She also asked that after I clean them if I wouldn't mind sweeping and hosing out the garage...

    So I turn onto our street and notice that both of our garage doors are wide open and it's apparent that nobody is home as her car is not there and thus no cars in the garage. Nice right? So I change clothes and head back to the garage where I begin the dirty work of cleaning the garbage cans and then begin to sweep out the garage.

    About 5 minutes into sweeping the garage and moving stuff out of the way so I can hose it down, I notice that my golf clubs aren't where they normally are. Before I panic, I go inside to search all the rooms and the storage rooms in the basement hoping that she had put them there for the winter. Nope!

    So basically my golf clubs were stolen out of my garage that was left wide open so it could air out with nobody home because it smelled.

    Hypothetically speaking, would this be an okay time to beat your wife?
     



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  2. TemptressToo

    TemptressToo The Godmother

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    Original scenario, no...

    The only time it is acceptable to beat your wife is when she asks you to do it. :yes:
     
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  3. Debbie Does

    Debbie Does 8 years of celibacy down the drain

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    Well, yeah, but what club are you going to use?
     
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  4. game

    game Active Member

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    Somehow, this is your fault. Therefore, it's not acceptable in this situation.
     
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  6. Guy Incognito

    Guy Incognito And I say to myself, I need exact change

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    Did she at least make you a sandwich and bring you a beer?

    I feel like that could have made up for some of this.
     
  7. Banned 10x

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    You need to hire somebody to do it, this way you stay out of trouble.


    Remember, I'm personal friends with @Doublejive ... if you know what I mean

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  8. Debbie Does

    Debbie Does 8 years of celibacy down the drain

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    Find the guy who stole the golf clubs and hire him to beat your wife.
     
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  9. Banned 10x

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    yes, full circle. This really is the proper way to handle the situation
     
  10. Montecristo Jones

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    Violence in self-defense would be the only time when it's acceptable.

    Purely retributive violence is not.

    Personal advice, find a better wife.
     
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    It's a win/win!
     
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    Nah just go find something she treasures and pawn it.
     
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    Montecristo Jones Metrosexual fascist sophisticate

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    Sounds like it, the quality of wives some people settle for is a bit pathetic (and vice versa).

    Sometimes I honestly wonder how many couples are just addicted to the adrenaline rush of having someone to fight with over stupid stuff that won't make a difference when you're dead and buried, lol

    I'd rather share a cell block with Bubba than an under-qualified partner, which several of my exes definitely were.
     
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    In Virginia Beach it would be ok between 2 and 3 PM on Sunday, as long as you do it on the courthouse steps.
     
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  16. Montecristo Jones

    Montecristo Jones Metrosexual fascist sophisticate

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    Why'd you quote my post without posting anything?

    EDIT

    Oh, I see what you did there. Freudian slip?
     
  17. Guy Incognito

    Guy Incognito And I say to myself, I need exact change

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    You didn't even have to fix that, dude straight up said that he prefers Bubba to teh ladies.
     
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    I said women, not ladies. Most guys have to settle for the former apparently. That or they don't know the difference.
     
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    Montecristo Jones Metrosexual fascist sophisticate

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    If guy thinks every woman is a lady that's a tell right there who wears the pants in his relationship.
     
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