What word comes to mind when thinking about each team?

[Chewbaccer]

Braves- exciting
Phillies- Weird
Nationals- Looming
Mets- old
Marlins- Who?

Brewers- Surging
Cubs- Lurking
Cardinals- Inconsistent
Pirates- Overachieving
Reds- Terrible

Rockies- Temporary
Diamondbacks- slumping
Giants- streaky
Dodgers- coming
Padres- young

Red Sox- Scary
Yankees- Powerful
Rays- Opener
Blue Jays- closed window
Orioles- horrible

Indians- default
Twins- disappointing
Tigers- rebuilding
Royals- sellers
White Sox- potential

Astros- pitching
Mariners- Doping
Angels- MVP
A's- surprising
Rangers- boring

 

[navamind]

Red Sox - awesome
Other 29 teams - gayer than AIDS

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Braves- Young
Phillies- Re-emerging
Nationals- Foreboding
Marlins- Crony
Mets- Bemusing

Brewers- Enticing
Cubs- Moseying
Cardinals- Establishment
Pirates- Toiler
Reds- Derp

Rockies- Tenant
DBacks- Skydiving
Giants- Mediocre
Dodgers- Jaws
Padres- Perpetuity

Red Sox- Juggernaut
Yankees- Leviathan
Rays- What
Blue Jays- Obstinate
Orioles- Tanking

Indians- Patience
Twins- Blah
Tigers- Twilight
Royals- Demolition
White Sox- Request

Astros- Renaissance
Mariners- Spike
Angels- Eclectic
A's- Foxy
Rangers- Yesteryear

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Astros- Cheating

 

[Chewbaccer]

Astros- Cheating

Follow the rules of the thread, dunce. Each team is stated clearly. What you did is pure laziness.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Follow the rules of the thread, dunce. Each team is stated clearly. What you did is pure laziness.

Yankees - Awesome

 

[Chewbaccer]

Yankees - Awesome

DirtDirtDirt- Gay

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Braves- Coming
Phillies- pretenders
Nationals- Dangerous
Mets- Trainwreck
Marlins- Patience

Brewers- Best
Cubs- Overrated
Cardinals- Solid
Pirates- Sinking
Reds- Awful

Rockies- Steady
Diamondbacks- Sellers
Giants- Potential
Dodgers- Gross
Padres- talented

Red Sox- Phonies
Yankees- Incomplete
Rays- proud
Blue Jays- garbage
Orioles- hot garbage

Indians- Frauds
Twins- underachievers
Tigers- directionaless
Royals- ditto
White Sox- eventually

Astros- Cheating
Mariners- legit
Angels- trout
A's- power
Rangers- Mess

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Braves- Coming
Phillies- pretenders
Nationals- Dangerous
Mets- Trainwreck
Marlins- Patience

Brewers- Best
Cubs- Overrated
Cardinals- Solid
Pirates- Sinking
Reds- Awful

Rockies- Steady
Diamondbacks- Sellers
Giants- Potential
Dodgers- Gross
Padres- talented

Red Sox- Phonies
Yankees- Incomplete
Rays- proud
Blue Jays- garbage
Orioles- hot garbage

Indians- Frauds
Twins- underachievers
Tigers- directionaless
Royals- ditto
White Sox- eventually

Astros- Cheating
Mariners- legit
Angels- trout
A's- power
Rangers- Mess

 

[megalodon30]

Braves- who
Phillies- who
Nationals- who
Mets- who
Marlins- who

Brewers- who
Cubs- who
Cardinals- who
Pirates- who
Reds- who

Rockies- who
Diamondbacks- who
Giants- who
Dodgers- who
Padres- who

Red Sox- who
Yankees- who
Rays- who
Blue Jays- who
Orioles- who

Indians- who
Twins- who
Tigers- who
Royals- who
White Sox- who

Astros- boo!
Mariners- WHOO!!!
Angels- boo!
A's- boo!
Rangers- boo!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Indians- Frauds

 

[Droopdog51]

Braves- Young
Phillies- Surprising
Nationals- underwhelming
Mets- Imploding
Marlins- Clueless

Brewers- Sneaky
Cubs- Lurking
Cardinals- Mediocre
Pirates- Meh
Reds- Trash

Rockies- Magicians (1st place, 4 games over .500 with a -21 Run Differential)
Diamondbacks- Crashing
Giants- Harmless
Dodgers- Hahahaha!
Padres- Building

Red Sox- Impressive
Yankees- Dangerous
Rays- Meh
Blue Jays- Done
Orioles- Tanking

Indians- Bull Pen
Twins- underwhelming
Tigers- Gracias - for Verlander
Royals- Rebuild
White Sox- Cellar

Astros- Favorite
Mariners- Unexpected
Angels- Confusing
A's- Spoiler
Rangers- Helpless

 

[Droopdog51]

Astros- Cheating

Unless you have proof........

 

[JohnU]

Braves- exciting
Phillies- Weird
Nationals- Looming
Mets- old
Marlins- Who?

Brewers- Surging
Cubs- Lurking
Cardinals- Inconsistent
Pirates- Overachieving
Reds- Terrible

Rockies- Temporary
Diamondbacks- slumping
Giants- streaky
Dodgers- coming
Padres- young

Red Sox- Scary
Yankees- Powerful
Rays- Opener
Blue Jays- closed window
Orioles- horrible

Indians- default
Twins- disappointing
Tigers- rebuilding
Royals- sellers
White Sox- potential

Astros- pitching
Mariners- Doping
Angels- MVP
A's- surprising
Rangers- boring

You spent way more time on this than I would have.
I separate the teams into two groups. The American League and the National League.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Follow the rules of the thread, dunce. Each team is stated clearly. What you did is pure laziness.

Laziness? Dogers

 

[cmc_rebar]

Braves- my favorite
Phillies- cheesesteak suckers
Nationals- Zzzzzzz
Mets- Jokes
Marlins- Jeter

Brewers- Beer
Cubs- wannabe's
Cardinals- Ribs
Pirates- Babyshit yellow
Reds- destitute

Rockies- More Beer
Diamondbacks- low life snakes
Giants- sheepdip
Dodgers- chokers
Padres- Zoo

Red Sox- bridesmaid
Yankees- Drano
Rays- boring
Blue Jays- Canucks
Orioles- dead birds

Indians- Tribal
Twins- so-so
Tigers- 2nd favorite
Royals- Ribeye steak
White Sox- the other guys

Astros- asshats
Mariners- PED's
Angels- Who?
A's- slum town
Rangers- boring

 

[raptorlife4]

Jays- Vlad Jr

 

[navamind]

Braves- Coming
Phillies- pretenders
Nationals- Dangerous
Mets- Trainwreck
Marlins- Patience

Brewers- Best
Cubs- Overrated
Cardinals- Solid
Pirates- Sinking
Reds- Awful

Rockies- Steady
Diamondbacks- Sellers
Giants- Potential
Dodgers- Gross
Padres- talented

Red Sox- Phonies
Yankees- Incomplete
Rays- proud
Blue Jays- garbage
Orioles- hot garbage

Indians- Frauds
Twins- underachievers
Tigers- directionaless
Royals- ditto
White Sox- eventually

Astros- Cheating
Mariners- legit
Angels- trout
A's- power
Rangers- Mess

lmao