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WhiteMamba

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The wife bought my son a Johnny Football jersey...:gaah:

I asked her what the fuck is going on. Why not wait for his NFL jersey that you can buy at Nike store in a few months.

Her response, well he really wants one now. And school will be over before they release his NFL jersey.

This is testing my jimmies!

Worst part? It is fucking Adidas. I am seriously going to nark on her to her boss.
 

Gooch1034

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The wife bought my son a Johnny Football jersey...:gaah:

I asked her what the fuck is going on. Why not wait for his NFL jersey that you can buy at Nike store in a few months.

Her response, well he really wants one now. And school will be over before they release his NFL jersey.

This is testing my jimmies!

Worst part? It is fucking Adidas. I am seriously going to nark on her to her boss.

If she would have waited for JF to get destroyed in the NFL, your boy wouldn't want his jersey anymore.:noidea:
 

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WhiteMamba

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"We never play them so who cares"

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WhiteMamba

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and of all the boys... it would be this one. The cocky turd of the bunch...
 

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The wife bought my son a Johnny Football jersey...:gaah:

I asked her what the fuck is going on. Why not wait for his NFL jersey that you can buy at Nike store in a few months.

Her response, well he really wants one now. And school will be over before they release his NFL jersey.

This is testing my jimmies!

Worst part? It is fucking Adidas. I am seriously going to nark on her to her boss.

Autographed?











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WhiteMamba

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Who are you more upset with? Wife or son?

does the world count?

If I had to pick it would be the boy. But wont show it.

Just going to offer him a pair of Kobes if we can return it and promise him the NFL jersey.

I cant handle this shit. The color of it is turrble
 

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does the world count?

If I had to pick it would be the boy. But wont show it.

Just going to offer him a pair of Kobes if we can return it and promise him the NFL jersey.

I cant handle this shit. The color of it is turrble

haha Hopefully its just a phase and JF doesn't get drafted by whoever his favorite NFL teams is!
 

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does the world count?

If I had to pick it would be the boy. But wont show it.

Just going to offer him a pair of Kobes if we can return it and promise him the NFL jersey.

I cant handle this shit. The color of it is turrble

You above all others Mamba are concerned with COLOR? :lol:
 

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Keep her...the NFL fucking sucks.
 

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I already told my daughter that she can go to any college or university she wishes... except for one.
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Nah, just kidding. She's going to Texas.
 

WhiteMamba

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Its bad enough that his little brother wanted a Panther jersey of you guessed it... Cam Newton. His rookie season after they beat Oregon.

I let that go, he was the hot jersey. It was NFL not college. And I really have no reason to let that upset me.

But an actual CFB jersey.... Not a player one year removed from CFB like Cam. But an actual aTm jersey.

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It's your own fault. I bought clothes for Christmas, and it was for 1 team and it was asked for. I'll let you guess the team.

You aren't doing something right for them to want anything from another player/team.
 

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Hell, these days just be glad they aren't wearing pants that hand half way down their legs or come home and tell you that want to dress emo or something. A jersey you don't like? That's nothing. If that's the farthest your kids rebel you are on easy street.
 

WhiteMamba

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It's your own fault. I bought clothes for Christmas, and it was for 1 team and it was asked for. I'll let you guess the team.

You aren't doing something right for them to want anything from another player/team.

I let them choose their own NFL teams. But college they all were just born into it and all love the Ducks as I take them to games and they watch all the ones they dont go to on tv by their own choice.

Maybe me watching every Johnny game I can in the sports tv room with them and gushing over JFF rubbed off on him.

or maybe it is karma for that (What do the moon and Johnny Football have in common) thread.

I guess he isnt old enough (13) to understand why this isnt something a fan does. By God that boy will learn.

and my guess.... the Cubs:noidea:
 
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