Game Thread: Vikings vs Eagles

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I know some Vikings fans that are decent people. You seem to be one too. I would really like people like you to experience a Super Bowl win, because it is absolutely exhilarating. Unfortunately, there are too many other Vikings fans, mostly on other forums, that make me want to celebrate every Vikings loss.

Do the Vikings ever win anything?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Teddy will be their QB.


Book it.

Do you like Elvis Costello, and do you have amazon prime?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I really want a cigarette. Badly.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I just laid my dick on the counter and sucker punched it.

I’m not thinking about a cigarette as much now.

 

[GhostOfPoverty]

Every.

Fkn.

Time.









EVERY FKN TIME!!!

 

[The Derski]

I really want a cigarette. Badly.

I’m about to indulge in a fat chaw.
In the words of a good friend..
“I only chew when I’m drunk, problem is, I’m always drunk.

 

[broncosmitty]

Do you like Elvis Costello, and do you have amazon prime?

Yes.


And no.


I have shitty satélite wifi. (And my phone decided to switch to Spanish para mi)

 

[broncosmitty]

I just laid my dick on the counter and sucker punched it.

I’m not thinking about a cigarette as much now.

Lick the inside of your windshield.

 

[The Derski]

Seriously though, I’m hammered

 

[broncosmitty]

Every.

Fkn.

Time.









EVERY FKN TIME!!!

It wasn't field goals though.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yes.


And no.


I have shitty satélite wifi. (And my phone decided to switch to Spanish para mi)

Prime music has some really cool demos and live Costello’s. Green Shirt demo, just him and accoustic. The Dectives live can be outrageous!

<sucker punches dick again>

 

[navamind]

I really want a cigarette. Badly.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Smoking weed doesn’t count, right?

 

[Omar 382]

I’m about to indulge in a fat chaw.
In the words of a good friend..
“I only chew when I’m drunk, problem is, I’m always drunk.

Cope, Grizz, or Kodiak?

(Any answer outside of these three means you're either a poor redneck or a guy who's into "fabulous" things...)

 

[broncosmitty]

Smoking weed doesn’t count, right?

If it does, just eat it.


That's what I did with my roach last night. Woke up at noon, still
High.

 

[The Derski]

Cope, Grizz, or Kodiak?

(Any answer outside of these three means you're either a poor redneck or a guy who's into "fabulous" things...)

Copenhagen wintergreen

 

[Omar 382]

Smoking weed doesn’t count, right?

Dude, I feel bad for you. I would really advise against drinking/smoking weed for a little while. The only times I *ever* crave a lip these days is after hitting the sauce for a prolonged period of time.

And yeah... I know "don't get drunk/high" is just about the last thing you want to hear right now.

 

[GhostOfPoverty]

The only good thing I have to say about this loss is that it at least eliminates the strong possibility the Vikings would have had of losing a home Superbowl to the Patriots. If they played anything like they did against Philly, they'd have been destroyed by Brady and company at least as badly, and that would have been even worse.

 

[Upinthe North]

Been a Curler for over 20 years now. Just beginning to get really good

I think it's really a Canadian thing judgefudge. I know a ton of people that like curling. I never have but I'll tolerate watching and learning the game for my keen friends.

 

[Omar 382]

Copenhagen wintergreen

Kodiak Wintergreen fellow myself. Er- former Kodiak Wintergreen fellow, that is.