True Fact Thread

[Mingo]

Post your true facts here (whether they are true or not).

True Fact - John Elway - as the GM - has taken the Broncos to the Super Bowl on the average - every other year.

True Fact - LGM will be demonstrating how to shrink wrap your meat - down in the deli section of your local grocery store.

True Fact - Springstein's bald head is actually a solar powered cell for his sex drive.

 

[iknowftbll]

Fact: I bought a Fabarm L4S Grey Hunter about a month ago and since then the pace of life has ramped up to a ridiculous level and I've only been able to get to the range once since my purchase.

 

[SpringStein]

I'm in New Zealand and the beauty here overshadows all the insults you hurl at me. So take that!

 

[cdumler7]

True Fact: Paxton Lynch will be a top-10 QB by the end of the season

True Fact: Bradley Roby will have a bounce back season and finish as a top-15 CB in the league

True Fact: Does anybody else remember the Broncos throw back yellow and brown jerseys? The Broncos got those during their first 2 seasons because they couldn't afford jerseys and were given those as a hand me down from an all-star college game.

True Fact: The Broncos have actually played a "home" game in Nebraska against the Raiders.

True Fact: During the 1982 offseason Elway posted a .318 batting average playing for one of the Yankee Farm teams.

 

[Mingo]

Fact: I bought a Fabarm L4S Grey Hunter about a month ago and since then the pace of life has ramped up to a ridiculous level and I've only been able to get to the range once since my purchase.

I'll let the birds know what they are potentially in for.

 

[Mingo]

I'm in New Zealand and the beauty here overshadows all the insults you hurl at me. So take that!

I'm sorry to hear you are feeling a little "down under."

 

[Mingo]

True Fact: Von Miller owes about half his paycheck to DeMarcus Ware for the rest of his life.

True Fact: Louis Wright, Karl Mecklenburg, Rod Smith and Randy Gradishar should be in the HOF if it were not for the East Coast/West Coast bias in the voting.

True Fact: Draft Crazy - may indeed be crazy, but he is not Criminally Insane.

True Fact: Crash calls out Alex Gibb's name during orgasm.

 

[Mingo]

True Fact: CD's head is the hardest substance known to man and whatever he's got in there is safe.

True Fact: RandyMon wants to get in there and see what is going on.

True Fact: Springstein doesn't know a compliment from an insult. Sad!

True Fact: Draft Crazy has lost his amateur status and has turned pro.

 

[Orange Crush77]

What about me

 

[Mingo]

What about me

True Fact: No matter what you do around here or say - OC wants to know "What about me?"

True Fact: OC is the number 1 enemy of every Quail alive - with his new shotgun.

True Fact: I vote for OC as POTM every month - sometimes twice.

 

[iknowftbll]

I'll let the birds know what they are potentially in for.

I'm very good with a pistol, pretty solid with a rifle. With a shotgun...let's just say those birds are probably going to be ok!

 

[Mondo Jay]

True Fact:

I wrote this poem in 1985.

He stepped out of a sky blue dream
All decked in orange for all to see
He passed, he ran, he did it all
He made the defenders feel worthless and small
At the end of the day when the game was won
The vanquished defenders voiced their dismay
"who was that man?"
That man is JOHN ELWAY!

 

[Mingo]

True Fact:

I wrote this poem in 1985.

He stepped out of a sky blue dream
All decked in orange for all to see
He passed, he ran, he did it all
He made the defenders feel worthless and small
At the end of the day when the game was won
The vanquished defenders voiced their dismay
"who was that man?"
That man is JOHN ELWAY!

This is a sign from the Almighty.

 

[LGM]

True Fact: Crash calls out Alex Gibb's name during orgasm.

True Fact: I laughed so hard at the this one I snorted.
True Fact: I can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
True Fact: I have never been to a college or professional game where the team I was rooting for lost.
True Fact: Draft Crazy is clinically insane about the draft.

 

[Mingo]

True Fact - when no one posts for most of the day - the lights go out and bad things happen.

True Fact - April is the cruelest month (just ask T.E. Elliot - except you can't because he's dead).

True Fact: - I hear making up fake facts has decent money in it.

True Fact: I predicted here - that Von Miller will have his best season - and low and behold - Von Miller predicts the same thing for himself. You can bow down to me now boys - why wait until the season stats some in?

True Fact - I am strangely optimistic about the Broncos for next year.

Just a Thought: I wonder when Kubiak figured out that John Elway thinks of head coaching as a very long relay race.

 

[Mingo]

True Fact: People who don't put their grocery cart away in the parking lot will burn in hell for this offense.

True Fact: By definition, someone had to have had sex with - the Mother of All Bombs (MOAB), or it couldn't have been a mother.

True Fact: John Elway is up to something - he would not leave himself without a LT going into the draft. I call this a John Elway pump fake.

True Fact: This is Good Friday - I went the longest time thinking it meant I had to be good that day. I thought it was a big bonus that out of all the Fridays in a year - you only had to be good once.

 

[Orange Crush77]

True fact: Ming is the heartbeat of this community

 

[randymon]

True Fact: CD's head is the hardest substance known to man and whatever he's got in there is safe.

True Fact: RandyMon wants to get in there and see what is going on.

True Fact: Springstein doesn't know a compliment from an insult. Sad!

True Fact: Draft Crazy has lost his amateur status and has turned pro.

True fact: Obviously Cds #1 true fact solidifies theres more bone than brain
True Fact : Mingos # 2 fact ^...... couldn't be farther from the truth unless we're talking lobotomy and extra saw blades.

 

[cdumler7]

True fact: Obviously Cds #1 true fact solidifies theres more bone than brain
True Fact : Mingos # 2 fact ^...... couldn't be farther from the truth unless we're talking lobotomy and extra saw blades.

1) I'm hoping you know that was more just in jest towards you as a joke.
2) You couldn't crack this skull even if you had a diamond cutter
3) Even if you could the amazement of what you would see would be too overwhelming for any mere mortal.

 

[58crash]

True Fact: People who don't put their grocery cart away in the parking lot will burn in hell for this offense.

True Fact: By definition, someone had to have had sex with - the Mother of All Bombs (MOAB), or it couldn't have been a mother.

True Fact: John Elway is up to something - he would not leave himself without a LT going into the draft. I call this a John Elway pump fake.

True Fact: This is Good Friday - I went the longest time thinking it meant I had to be good that day. I thought it was a big bonus that out of all the Fridays in a year - you only had to be good once.

Elway has did this a lot it will bite him in the as someday so far not so much . he is just patient .

Wolf turned out . His first year DT was a real hot mess and Elway just ignored it going into the draft . I was pretty sore about it .

ILB has worked out okay each time Elway been like this .

I would say We are kind of like that now on ILB'er

I really don't trust Marshall any more and Davis sucks .