too soon for an NFL thread?

[pixburgher66]

"Also, if you are outside an Atlanta nightclub you gotta make sure you don't laugh at a brother's white suit. Or if you are in a bar bathroom with a QB, you gotta make sure you don't pass out. Or if YOU ARE A DOG you need to be absolutely sure you don't be owned by Michael Vick."

God, what a fucking idiot.

Nothing ticks me off like the "asking for it" excuse for the guilty party. Woman gets raped? What was she wearing? OH, asking for it! Were they in a disagreement and she yelled at him? Asking to get hit. Oh, did he antagonize that guy? Asking to get stabbed.

Or, we can be sane human beings and not r*pe, beat, or kill each other. 99.9999999999% of the time, it's the perpetrator's fault. Only exception is self-defense, and that doesn't even apply to half of the things I've listed.

 

[Comeds]

Can you r*pe someone in self defense?

 

[IPostedWhat]

Can you r*pe someone in self defense?

Sure, just ask Big Ben.

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[pixburgher66]

Can you r*pe someone in self defense?

I expect to see this defense used in court within a few years.

 

[forty_three]

Can you r*pe someone in self defense?

I have stolen a car in self defense. The rich guy who owned it was going to laugh at me.

I expect to see this defense used in court within a few years.

 

[Comeds]

Shes got a gun and shes coming this way! *unzips*

 

[IPostedWhat]

More women should learn the "Bobby Hill" method.

 

[pixburgher66]

More women should learn the "Bobby Hill" method.

Not gonna lie, my first punch/kick will be directed to the groin region. I know they (Sandra Bullock) say to "SING" (Solarplexus, Instep, Nose, Groin), but I'm okay with GGGGGGGF (Groin x7, Face).

 

[IPostedWhat]

Andre Reed's speech at the Hall of Fame ceremony right now...

 

[IPostedWhat]

Good to see so many Bills fans there. It looked like 70% of the crowd was Bills fans.

Loved it when Andre said that the Bills are going to stay in Buffalo, and then seeing all the people in the crowd wearing shirts that said "No Bon Jovi."

Very touching moment when Andre was talking about Jim Kelly. "12 + 83 always = 6."

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[IPostedWhat]

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[esls79]

Bills looking good so far

 

[IPostedWhat]

Bills looking good so far

The Bills always look good early. That's how they suck you in, and get your hopes up, before giving you a nice big swift kick in the nuts.

 

[IPostedWhat]

The only thing standing in the way of the Bills winning this Season is EJ Manuel.

The defense is pretty solid, and they have plenty of weapons on offense. All that means nothing if the QB can't do shit with the ball.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I can really tell how excited people are that the Bills are playing the Giants right now around here.

 

[dash]

Since puck started the new thread, let's let this thread roll away like the tumbling tumbleweeds...