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Tom Brady, when it's all said and done...

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should go down as a bust even for a 6th round doughboy.

Let's review. He benefited from...

The greatest owner in the history of organized American sports, according to Pats fans. He "saved football" and some even claim he invented the game.

The greatest head coach in the history of the game.

The two greatest receiving threats in the history of the game in Randy Moss and Rob Gronkowski, not to mention countless potent offensive weapons bound for the NFL Hall of Fame.

6' 8" bookends his entire career and NFL-best OL (not to mention refs who were scared to call offensive holding).

A top 3 defense his entire career.

A league office beaten into cowering submission by Robert Kraft's billions.

Being the media darling of America.

The worst play all in the history of American organized sports that lifted him from humiliation and Super Bowl goat to Super Bowl MVP.

A career-long culture of rampant cheating.

After every single possible advantage, this guy has been dominated by the Manning brothers and has shit to show for it.

Didn't Cooper even beat him in that one Super Bowl? Or was it Archie?

What a fucking disaster of a career.
 

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We already had a dirt
 

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Is this Tom Brady thread #9 or #10 now in 24 hours?
 

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Is this Tom Brady thread #9 or #10 now in 24 hours?

We're just giving the Pats fans a taste of their own medicine. They like to shove Brady down our throats, so we're going to do the opposite back.
 

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Is this Tom Brady thread #9 or #10 now in 24 hours?

Hammer only shows up when the Pat's lose. Has to get his ribbing in during the few times when the Pat's are actually down (make hay while the sun is shining).
 

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OP makes a lot of good points.
 

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Hammer only shows up when the Pat's lose. Has to get his ribbing in during the few times when the Pat's are actually down (make hay while the sun is shining).

Dude, I wish I could spend more time with you guys but I'm all covered in girl right now.
 

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We're just giving the Pats fans a taste of their own medicine. They like to shove Brady down our throats, so we're going to do the opposite back.


Oh can't say I didn't enjoy them losing. That Denver D is stout and the end of the game was good compared to the NFC championship.

I just love when Hammer gets going on his Tom Brady rant.. :lol:
 
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