Discussion in 'Sports Forum General Discussion' started by IPostedWhat, Aug 22, 2014.
Is a Claude Julien fan
Is a Jean-Claude Van Damme Fluffer.
Like to wear dresses made from pubic hairs
Uses the gaps in his teeth to whistle when he sees a hard body gent near construction sites.
Is suing Jiff, because his dogs wont eat the peanut butter out of ass like they do for the other brands.
Likes his peanut butter, like he likes his ass.
Loves San Fran, peanut butter, and assholes
Got his ass beat at the midget pr0n awards gala after calling out a small fellow saying, "Stand up you little bastard when you speak, that's right, stand up!".
Went into Taco Bell to order the new Naked Chicken Chalupa.
But not before taking his clothes off.
Uses 3 cans of hairspray daily to maintain his "heehive"
Uses his mullet to woo the guy at the liquor store for discounts on Dickel.
Was extremely disappointed that the contents inside a bottle of Fighting Cock 101 wasn't what he thought it was.
Has been searching for the Cockness Monster for 20 years until someone finally corrected him on the spelling.
Wishes Stoops was hip thrusting behind him
Is not an asshole.
Is known a "swell guy" in every circle he runs in
Has been in hundreds of "circles" with guys.
Wishes people would give Geems a chance
Loves the way pickled sausages burn his brown eye.
Throws like a girl.
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