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There is a 97% chance that Derek Jeter is gay

Edonidd

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Derek Jeter is at the very epicenter of beautiful women.

And chooses to sit between two men.

Oh, but he's not gay!!!

If you had Courtside seats and wanted to watch a game, do you take your male buddies or some girl that's gonna yap in your ear the whole game?
 

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Demographical statistics show that 38-year-old-men who:

- have never been married (to a woman)
- have never fathered a child
- have never, at any time, co-habited with a female (other than a sister of mother)
-have no woman anywhere who claims to have had sex with them

are 97% likely to be homosexual, either out, in the closet or in denial.
There is a greater than 99% chance you ride the :shortbus:
 
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