There is a 97% chance that Derek Jeter is gay

[blade]

Demographical statistics show that 38-year-old-men who:

- have never been married (to a woman)
- have never fathered a child
- have never, at any time, co-habited with a female (other than a sister of mother)
-have no woman anywhere who claims to have had sex with them

are 97% likely to be homosexual, either out, in the closet or in denial.

 

[blade]

Demographical statistics show that 38-year-old-men who:

- have never been married (to a woman)
- have never fathered a child
- have never, at any time, co-habited with a female (other than a sister of mother)
-have no woman anywhere who claims to have had sex with them

are 97% likely to be homosexual, either out, in the closet or in denial.

Jeter's PR Agent: Hey Marty, we need a high profile sighting of Derek with a hot girl. He was seen with a young man last night and the NY Post guys have been sniffing around, askng questions.

Minka Kelly's PR Agent: I dont know, Red. Minka is kinda of tired of pretending to be Derek's GF. But, Ill talk to her.

Red: Thanks Marty. We'll be sure she gets one of Derek's special 'The Next Morning' gift baskets.

Marty: Actually, Red, she thinks the gift baskets are gay. What she really wants is a few hours with Derek's bodyguard.

Red: Thats why we hired him. Ill make it happen, Marty.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Jeter's PR Agent: Hey Marty, we need a high profile sighting of Derek with a hot girl. He was seen with a young man last night and the NY Post guys have been sniffing around, askng questions.

Minka Kelly's PR Agent: I dont know, Red. Minka is kinda of tired of pretending to be Derek's GF. But, Ill talk to her.

Red: Thanks Marty. We'll be sure she gets one of Derek's special 'The Next Morning' gift baskets.

Marty: Actually, Red, she thinks the gift baskets are gay. What she really wants is a few hours with Derek's bodyguard.

Red: Thats why we hired him. Ill make it happen, Marty.

LOL same old shit Blade, but sometimes yall make these funny.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Do women just come out and say they had sex with an thlete, not often.

And you have to consider he makes millions and millions and is an athlete. Why cheat on a woman like a lot of athlete cheats on their wives, when you can just fuck whoever you want and not have to give half or more to the bitch.

Maybe he is just smart.

 

[blade]

Why cheat on a woman

You should have stopped here. Let me help: a man has to actually engage in sex with women before he can cheat on her with another woman.

 

[bone3421]

 

[Shanemansj13]

You should have stopped here. Let me help: a man has to actually engage in sex with women before he can cheat on her with another woman.

Do you have proof?? Or is this your opinion?...that is what I thought

 

[BUCCS469]

maybe he was banging mariano's dude looking girlfriend

 

[Lambeau Leap]

Jeter is above sex, except for the intangible kind he has every time he bloops a single to right.

 

[blade]

Do you have proof?? Or is this your opinion?...that is what I thought

Does anyone really have proof about anything. Scuence itself is based on theories.

"Jeter isnt gay because he seen in public with beautiful women.....just like Elton John and Rock Hudson once were." ~ Jeter champions

 

[Smoke]

Only 97%? I figured it was 100%.

 

[BUCCS469]

Only 97%? I figured it was 100%.

you are probably right...but i think blade was giving him the benefit of the doubt....mainly because we havent actually seen footage of jetey giving jason collins a rusty trombone.

 

[TexasMan]

So George Clooney is gay too?

 

[blade]

So George Clooney is gay too?

They're all switch hitters in Hollywood.

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

They're all switch hitters in Hollywood.

Now that you mention it, Jeter has had few acting gigs as well.

 

[CowboyB]

I am vBroke.

 

[Gatorchip]

You should have stopped here. Let me help: a man has to actually engage in sex with women before he can cheat on her with another woman.

According to women, it's cheating to look.

 

[steveringo]

What would you do if you were on a dock with a bikini clad hottie?

What would Jeter do?

 

[Shanemansj13]

LOL

 

[Nasty_Magician]

What would you do if you were on a dock with a bikini clad hottie?

What would Jeter do?

I'd probably risk making an ass out of myself in order to make her laugh so that she would eventually lose the bikini.

Jeter's not gay. He lives and is a rock star in the most gay friendly city in America. He's already a legend, if he came out it wouldn't hurt his image at all, in fact it may enhance it.

Let's be real, he's a millionaire athlete in NYC, that can have any woman he wants. Why in god's name would he get married now? That's what happened to Tiger.